I'm dead

I got kicked in the head by a pregnant cow. 

RIP

i'm sorry to hear that nick, hope you have a nice funeral

hummm...

Fuckers

just out of interest, is this a storyline dead, or a real dead. ie - did you get killed by the hoof to the head during filming?

Nah,  I was freelancing.

Sounds like it is one of the daftest deaths in all of UK soaps.  Anyone know of a more ridiculous sounding one?

ah, in that case, you're not just dead, so is your acting career

i dunno, i don't watch most of em, well all of em really, sometimes catch constipation street

My wife watches Hollyoaks and Eastenders.  Eastenders seems to have got even worse and more stupid that Hollyoaks these days.  I can't understand myself why it entertains some and why they have to catch every episode.  At least SKY+ means that we don't have Hollyoaks on in the background at dinner time now

i don't know why people watch them full stop, there are sections on daytime tv shows and sections in TV magazines that tell you whats gonna happen anyway

Tbh I would find it funny to find out what is going to happen and let is slip.  My wife got addicted to this series of the apprentice as well and couldn't catch the final on the day so SKY+'ed it.  She avoided Radio One the day after etc and just listened to my CD's in the car.  I actually looked it up on the bbc website and would have found it funny to let it slip.  Say do a new mix CD for the car and plug the mic I got free with my mixer in and just say it while in the mix or something

I don't think she would find it funny though and I am a big chicken

i think gonadial prunage would be involved

 

 I'd quite like to try dead. Seems almost strange that no one's come up with it as a new "experience"Put you to death for a few minutes and then resusitate you again just for the experience.  The technologies there to do it.   I reckon there'd be money in it.

I will just have to find the amusment in the thought.  The say its the thought that counts anyway .  As you infer; if I had the balls to do it I probably wouldn't for very long afterwards

Have you see flat liners?  I wouldn't want to chance bring back some gremlin from my past . 

 

 

 

Whoops...........

 

 

 

Probably just ruined a bit of the plot there

well divorse her then 

Has anyone on here not seen Empire Strikes Back and/or Usual Suspects?