That Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had twins?
Its been one of the main news headlines all day but does anyone actually care? Are there people who sit at home waiting for this type of news?
I personally couldn't give a flying fuck about them
I thought Jesse would have been into this tbh!
YOU'RE NEXT
You really know how to hurt a mans feelings Kaye
(Walks off sheepishly, looking back towards you, over his shoulder, all sad, every now and again as he goes)
In a word. NO
Oh and Lee whats going on? you wanting strap on bum sex now.
No
Does that mean you'll let me hump your leg like a randy dog?
I did try and post THIS but it wouldn't
How about surprise buttsex then ?