Do ( groups of ) hoodies scare you?

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No but then again i never get trouble from people for some reason

I hate walking past the little wankers when they're is a big group, As they all seem to need to act hard in front of each other,

"oi wot u lukin at!"

"Not a lot little prick"

Remember a while back when 1 of em thought he would push his luck and pushed me as i walked past, Then 3 others started doing it, So i calmly said "Do that again and you'll regret it"... He did so i knocked him out, The other 3 jumped me so i laid em all out within 30 second.... Always remember, Things aren't quite what they seem haha, I suppose i should have mentioned to them beforehand that i have extensive martial arts training (About 20 years)... (Jeet Kune Do, Ju Jitsu, Shotokan, )

yes

 

but i am a wuss

There's loads around here, and they are getting rather nasty.

I tend not to get trouble off anyone.... If I do get trouble I generally deserve it 

although I tend not to make eye contact with groups of lads who are lurking around looking bored.

You're a big lad, Go kick em in the balls

i had a couple of neds run their mouths of at me one day on the bus ,i just sat there and took it then when i was getting off i grabbed one of them and dragged the little fucker off the bus and gave him a beating

and i robbed him for his phone and mp3 player ,taught the little bastard a proper lesson 

Is this hoodie thing really all over the country of England or is it only a major town and city thing???

its pretty much a nationwide thing

    in my area its the opposite there scared of me not for who i am but for who my mates are but they wouldnt hurt anyone without a reason.

nah there nothing to worry bout, jus gan by and start on em when they've said nowt to you, puts the frights strait up em... remember one time, it was me 19th birthday and i was on my way back to my house from the pub to get ready for the night out, at the time one of me mates had pissed iz off owa summt and i walked by the group canny angry, bout 7 of em, i got a fair distance away and they shouted something, so i ran back and started kick off, silly move but the drink had me, they where about to jump on iz and i was (maybe) about to win the day when me mate who pissed is off come round the corner on the way to mine to appologise to iz and saw what was happening and picked up the biggest lad and battered the shit outta him, me and the 'hoodies' jus stood there in amazement and my mate casually said "alreet ricci, soz about before like"..haha, after that he asked the rest of em if they fancied there go and they where all like "he started on us" and ever since then they all say hello and ask iz how i am..big shout to micky allen for that one =). jus thought i would regale you with the tale, well i find in most cases there nothing to worry about but i aint met the ones with blades .

Can someone please fucking translate the above for me

Nope, not scared. I don't go out looking for trouble, and don't hide either. If I got grief, would tell them to fuck off

i was walking back to my house from town the other day with a couple of mates, and noticed a group of about 15-20 youths on the path that we had to pass, i saw them going into shops with the intention to rob. i wouldnt say i was scared, but i wouldnt wanna argue with them just because of the risk u could get slashed.

 

Spelt and punctuated like a true chav

Becareful Sincs  Hoodies are in abundance, They're everywhere!

Meh, I'll just batter 'em with me leg

wey thats how a talk, i cant help typing with an accent , its actually geordie mate, well its 'pitmatic' but close as your gonna get from somebody from northumberland.

So you talk without taking a breath or using sentences?

wey nur, theres commas and full stops to indicate my taking of breath but most of the time a talk canny fast so sentences seem to roll on specially in full flow of a story, its not like it matters BT aint really the gramatical society at the end of the day. if i knew i was getting marked on my preformance i would have copied it into word and gotten a few mates to proof read it.

Just bloody hard to read though

soz like, i'll try to tek it easy in future .