Last time you had the squits

This morning...had a lot of rich food over the weekend (pigeon, scallops, duck, chocolate puddings and last night's home-made spag bol

Think it was the spag bol though

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I ate a raw buffalo liver, And it went straight through me

Dude that not the half of it haha, I have eaten loads of dodgy things:

1) Chop up rats, Tail, head feet and everything just wacked into a pot ,

2) Chopped up frogs, Bones still in, Just cut directly in half and thrown in a pot with thai spices,

3) The obvious fried insects (Got a vid of me eating loads of fried grubs...Very nice and crunchy)

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I ate a raw buffalo liver, And it went straight through me

Dude that not the half of it haha, I have eaten loads of dodgy things:

1) Chop up rats, Tail, head feet and everything just wacked into a pot ,

2) Chopped up frogs, Bones still in, Just cut directly in half and thrown in a pot with thai spices,

3) The obvious fried insects (Got a vid of me eating loads of fried grubs...Very nice and crunchy)

 

....and you're surprised that you got the shits.  Why don't you try eating food meant for human consumption. You must have heard that expression before surely. "Human consumption"... look it up dude!

Haha it IS food, And it is very healthy too, Rice, Vegatables and animals caught in your back garden, All the crocodiles have been wiped out from Thailand due to them eating them hahaha, All that is left is what is in the Zoos. Same with the snakes, They have been 99% wiped out from Thailand .

There isn't a single Thai person with high cholesterol (sp)

Edit: I only got the shits from eating the raw liver, I think it had been left out in the 35 - 40 C sun for about 5 days

Because i'm not narrow minded, The Thai's have been living of this natural food for 1000's of years, To them our food is seen as yuck too.

When i go to another contry i try the local food, If it was dangerous then they wouldn't eat it , Fact.

Hmmmm raw beef salad  (You probably think raw beef is yuck too!  Hmmm bloody)

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I like to sample the local cuisine too but I'd have to draw the line at rats tails...

Remember.. The only reason you can't eat it is because you know it's rat tails, That's the only reason you don't eat it. If someone said it was the soft flesh from a bark tree then you'd eat it, It's only in your mind that makes you feel sick when you actually know what it is. Soon as you figure that out then you can eat stuff that you wouldn't normally eat, It's all in the mind, You just need to over come it  

Ok if u say so..

Even the thoughts of oysters make me queasy

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Ok if u say so..

 

Even the thoughts of oysters make me queasy

Bloody hell! And i thought i was a picky eater

i wouldn't say you were picky danny from what you were saying you put away in a day, fair play to ya. I was thinking of getting you a chocolate fountain so you can just dunk your head under it

Is that pillow talk Matt?  FUCK YEAH! CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

sexy

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I would never have classed myself as a fussy eater, I'm just not Bear Grylls  

Most of the world = Bear Grylls?  All S.E Asia eat stuff like that hahaha, Bear Grylls is just a beefed up asian in disguise haha

Gross! I just couldn't do it, are u ashamed of me  

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In reply toIs that pillow talk Matt?  FUCK YEAH! CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

my mate had one at his wedding, it went down a storm, people were dipping strawberries, jelly's, marshmallow's, you name it. If i was a chocolate lover i'd have been in my element

Dude you know if i was there then the entire lot of guests would be pissed off lol. I'd have drunk it all before they even got their strawberries out

Nobody comes between me and CHOCOLATE

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that was the thing though, they didn't run out of anything. he paid a flat fee up front and all of the chocolate and dunking materials kept being replaced. It was mental. I think it cost him a fair bit, but its the main thing that people remember from his wedding

You have to give me advance notice of things like that dude, I'd walk all the way there if i had to, Just for the free unlimited choc....Hmmmmmmm choc!!!

I could if you came to Thailand, Easy peasy, I can pursuade anyone. I have a gift that way. I could sell sand to the arabs

It all in the mind

Don't often get the squits unless i've been drinking the night before but I do get horrible, pasty thick shit a lot of the time. End up having to use a whole fucking bog roll to clean my arse.

got Jardia once, think it was from drinking water from a stream when i and a few mates went hiking. Worts shits i ever had in my life, went on for days so went to the doc then to the hospital, They put you on this sort wagon wheel after youve drunk some kind of chalk fluid. then shove a tube up your arse and blow you up like a bike tube so they can xray you.  

Funny thing was the doc did say. "you might get a bit of wind"  FFS i was back in the changing room and had that ooooeeerrr feeling and thought, well may as well have some fun. So stood by the door and let out this fart which was like some sort of small nuclear explosion  must have gone on for about a minute  just about tattered my ring.