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Laughing Gas
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squits  =  squirty shits


and then theres the one step further with the squidly pips


That sounds like something from a Carry on film.
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Laughing Gas
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Not me personally. The squits is quite a common word to hear when you've got that problem. What they call it ion the USA?

He already said: "Sounds fucking silly. In the states we call it the squirts.thumbsup" laughing

Well that's just plain misleading. In the porn industry, not that I'm in it , squirting is something completely different.

Bloody yanks, give them a language and what do they do with it, fuck it up! laughing
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I understood thatrolleyes. But why drop the r? Some sort of " Ew I'm English, lets be different and difficult" BS or maybe due to lack of dental care Rs have become rather impossible to mouth out?

you yanks cant even spell proper english never mind speak it ,,we speak the queens english wtf do u lot speak ????tosser


the presidents english...

 

"I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House." George W. bush.

 

says it all really.

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Laughing Gas
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I understood thatrolleyes. But why drop the r? Some sort of " Ew I'm English, lets be different and difficult" BS or maybe due to lack of dental care Rs have become rather impossible to mouth out?

you yanks cant even spell proper english never mind speak it ,,we speak the queens english wtf do u lot speak ????tosser


the presidents english...

 

"I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House." George W. bush.

 

says it all really.



yawn yawn yawn

That's a fail at primary school. Not even an F grade, that's off the scale. yawn yawn yawn
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squits  =  squirty shits
I understood thatrolleyes. But why drop the r? Some sort of " Ew I'm English, lets be different and difficult" BS or maybe due to lack of dental care Rs have become rather impossible to mouth out?

you yanks cant even spell proper english never mind speak it ,,we speak the queens english wtf do u lot speak ????tosser


the presidents english...

 

"I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House." George W. bush.

 

says it all really.



yawn yawn yawn

That's a fail at primary school. Not even an F grade, that's off the scale. yawn yawn yawn


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aye its definately a "this is your fail at life" moment like.

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Laughing Gas
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It's been a long time since we had a tits thread or anything foul so I thought this might wake people up.
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Super Jesus
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I understood thatrolleyes. But why drop the r? Some sort of " Ew I'm English, lets be different and difficult" BS or maybe due to lack of dental care Rs have become rather impossible to mouth out?

you yanks cant even spell proper english never mind speak it ,,we speak the queens english wtf do u lot speak ????tosser
No you dont. You're Scottish!laughing
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Fucked the crap out of her thumbsup


so you shagged her and she shat herself? looking
rape will do that to a woman
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and then theres the one step further with the squidly pips
That sounds like something from a Carry on film.


corr blimely arf arf
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Super Jesus
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and then theres the one step further with the squidly pips
That sounds like something from a Carry on film.


corr blimely arf arf
so i take it you like the foo fighters huh timmy?laughing
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Fucked the crap out of her thumbsup


so you shagged her and she shat herself? looking
rape will do that to a woman


So your speaking from personal experience than Rob?? 

I've never raped anyone.  You on the other hand though.....Well lets just say what happens in Japan stays in Japan munted

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its not rape its surprise sex munted
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timmeh
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squits  =  squirty shits
and then theres the one step further with the squidly pips
That sounds like something from a Carry on film.
corr blimely arf arf
so i take it you like the foo fighters huh timmy?laughing


sorry you are going to have to explain that one to me rob dunce
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Super Jesus
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its not rape its surprise sex munted
I dont think that worked when Jessie told the cops that.frown
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Super Jesus
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squits  =  squirty shits
and then theres the one step further with the squidly pips
That sounds like something from a Carry on film.
corr blimely arf arf
so i take it you like the foo fighters huh timmy?laughing


sorry you are going to have to explain that one to me rob dunce
back right corner of your avatar timbo.biggrin
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timmeh
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squits  =  squirty shits
and then theres the one step further with the squidly pips
That sounds like something from a Carry on film.
corr blimely arf arf
so i take it you like the foo fighters huh timmy?laughing
sorry you are going to have to explain that one to me rob dunce
back right corner of your avatar timbo.biggrin


oh right dunce Thats my house mates room. Had to make use of his mirror to take the photo
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Super Jesus
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squits  =  squirty shits
and then theres the one step further with the squidly pips
That sounds like something from a Carry on film.
corr blimely arf arf
so i take it you like the foo fighters huh timmy?laughing
sorry you are going to have to explain that one to me rob dunce
back right corner of your avatar timbo.biggrin


oh right dunce Thats my house mates room. Had to make use of his mirror to take the photo
Underware theft is a still a serious crime! Regardless if it's  " all the rage" in eastern europe.
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its only a crime if i get caught
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I don't touch 'the horse' anymore, but when I did I could set my watch by my arse. I just to make sure I wasn't going to drive any long distances where there wouldn't be a bog I could rush to. Why oh why did I do it.dunce
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