In Your Youth....

terrorised the mormons and their church round our way...was always funny at the time

clean record  but im just lucky

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How very dare you Danny

We borrowed my mates Dad's car one night and my mate crashed it into a fallen tree down a country lane as the bad wind had knocked it over. 

edit: Shouldn't really go in detail as never know who is reading

When I was twelve i recruited about 2,000 other kids to borrow tools from their parents sheds and hunt local paedo's.

All was well until we killed that innocent man.

It's blown over now though.

Al sorts of "orrible" stuff.

Broke into a church at night once and got pissed on the communion wine, which was a nasty cheap port.

Comming home from the pictues witha mate, trying shop door handles and some idiot had left the front door of the local tobacconists news agents unlocked. too much of a temptation that was, totally rifled the place with a few others.

Broke into the cellars of the local pub at night wth a couple of mates and scarpered with everything we could get our mits on.

Used to steal my dads car , push it out of the garage and go joy riding.

Went to Wales on holiday with a mate on pushbikes,and got kicked off the camp site for climbing on top of the toilets and peering through a hole in the roof at people taking a shit, my mate was spotted when he stated laughing because some guy was having a wank,

Set fire to the bonfire some "posh" kids used to build each year a few days before bonfire night. Three years in a row we got them.

Three of us mates went camping when we were 17 and the big house type tent had got damp in storage.  Before we were picked up we totally trashed it in front of the rest of the camp site.  We cut the front of it first and used it as a goal and then my mate climbed a tree behind and dived on it to flatten it

What is with kids and fire?  I used to love burning stuff.  After finishing junior school me and a mate built a fire with all our books and any school related stuff including the uniform .  I can also remember being bored at home so I filled an empty beans can with paper and set it on fire.  It started to smoke a bit too much and the flames were getting a bit high so I grabbed the nearest thing I could find to put it out.............

...........and that is when I discovered that the spray for aerosoles is flamable .  Got it out in the end without any real damage

yeah i went through a phase of burning things, nothing too bad, but i dunno now what the real need was

That reminds me of a school holiday to France Muttley. 

I had to share a crappy top floor room and it was the only one without a balcony etc and was pretty pissed off about it so we kept lobbing stuff out of the window towards the balconies below (which belonged to other people from our party).  We couldn't see properly where we were aiming though and were chucking water or bits of water soaked bog roll.  One morning a teacher came around trying to find out who did it as his wife was sitting outside and got soaked and also I think something like a fruit machine got knackered as well .  We denied blindly and got away with that one

On the way back the ferry everyone was kept inside as it was gale force winds and we got bored.  This kid was playing up and messing around with this rubber device that he presses in the middle, puts it down and it kind of pops and projects in the air.  We basically talked him into putting near people who were asleep and  then eventually on this guys forehead who was asleep and looked like he may have been "special" if you get what I mean.  The guy freaked out a little when it woke him and the kid got totally bollocked and blamed us who got shit for telling him to do it