In Your Youth....

I thought it would be funny to go all around the school and put PRIT-STICk on the handles of the classrooms... not really thinking about the trail I have begun.... the deputy head followed the trail only to find at the end of it.. ME the bad apple clutching a prit stick..   red handed.

Ya know, most of my youth was spent either smoking dope, playing sega or going partying..... i can safely say i've never done anything dodgy!!  Except when i broke into the school one night with a mate (well it was more like going in when i shouldn't as a window was open), stole a load of money and bought an onion baji, a kema naan and a can of sprite before being arrested and taken down the old bill station only to give the change back

I used to work at a mall in guitar shop when i was 16. There was a radio shack right next door to us and one of the guys (ended up as a roommate later) used to do some funny shit, harmless but funny. Used to hide a walkie talkie in the planters outside our store and used to say mean or dumb shit to people, and the whole time watch them try and figure where the noise was coming from. Also used to super glue change to the ground, and have a video camera rolling, people are sad sometimes, but it was funny watching them try and pick it up when they couldnt. Some tried for like 10 minutes LOL oh and getting fucking hammered on halloween at work, will never forget that one either!

dressed up like a christian and went to a midnight service in a church on x-mas eve. Stood at the back and sang completely out of time and totally out of key. Had to leave when i noticed my teacher at the front

in ma yoot in ma yoot, me done a bwad teeng

i got up to allsorts, mainly involving booze and young girls, my weaknesses. Still are really

Paedo

fuck you rent boy

Only if the price is right.

ican afford you, but i aint in the mood today.. in fact i'm in a right funny old mood

We borrowed my mates Dad's car one night and my mate crashed it into a fallen tree down a country lane as the bad wind had knocked it over. 

 

edit: Shouldn't really go in detail as never know who is reading

Shagged then married the head masters daughter!

fuckin hell john

I think a tramp cud

its ok, you're shagging emma

Win

When I was twelve i recruited about 2,000 other kids to borrow tools from their parents sheds and hunt local paedo's.

 

All was well until we killed that innocent man.

 

It's blown over now though.

it aint phil, they're on to you. Ever since they recovered that meat hook with traces of blood and excrement they've been tracking you

Oh no you didn't!?..... You didn't make him into one of your art pieces did you? Then left him out in the wind!?

That is by miles the worse thing I have done and wouldn't have happened if we weren't into smoking at the time

hmm trying to remember shit we used to do

nicking eggs from milk float and egging half the houses in the area
Generally getting pissed/stoned everynight without fail
carrying around an axe and putting windows in etc
Burning out a parked up taxi
deliberately crashing a 'found' car into a wall, after driving it around the park and through the woods jumping onto a main road
robbing 24 crates of beer from the local offie and running down the canal most weekends, and other general shoplifting shit
getting my mates cat stoned to fuck most nights with blowbacks
taking my mates mums car at 3.00am driving around pissed coming back then my mate crashing it into his porch, smashing up his mums car and the porch totaly
going for drive with mate both pissed into brum about 4am then him crashing it down constitution hill into a fence, nearly missing at lampost sideways on
planting a banger in the keyhole of the park pavilion causing it to blow the water mains and flood the place
setting fire to unbeleivable amount of stuff
breaking into the church, school, pub etc
smashing various windows etc
going to a big shoe shop and planting loads of pins in the seats facing upwards and watching people sit on them
hedge jumping
breaking into the bowling green members club and playing middle of the night bowls
Breaking into the electricity junction box for the 5 a side pitch and playing football in the middle of the night
trying to get my mates senile nan stoned on blowbacks
5 hour detentions for whoe bus racially abusing bus driver
same again for massive ink fight and throwing shit out the windows at passer by and cars
walking out of school most days to smoke a few spliffs etc

Fuck me that's just some of the shit i can remember and willing to admit, we were generally a right bunch of little shits in those days thinking about it and am definately not proud of how i was.... although it was a lot of fun though Never considered mugging or stabbing or robbing from anyone or anything like that though like kids these days seem to be too willing to do

LMAO

 

Al sorts of "orrible" stuff.

Broke into a church at night once and got pissed on the communion wine, which was a nasty cheap port.

Comming home from the pictues witha mate, trying shop door handles and some idiot had left the front door of the local tobacconists news agents unlocked. too much of a temptation that was, totally rifled the place with a few others.

Broke into the cellars of the local pub at night wth a couple of mates and scarpered with everything we could get our mits on.

Used to steal my dads car , push it out of the garage and go joy riding.

Went to Wales on holiday with a mate on pushbikes,and got kicked off the camp site for climbing on top of the toilets and peering through a hole in the roof at people taking a shit, my mate was spotted when he stated laughing because some guy was having a wank,

Set fire to the bonfire some "posh" kids used to build each year a few days before bonfire night. Three years in a row we got them.

 

Three of us mates went camping when we were 17 and the big house type tent had got damp in storage.  Before we were picked up we totally trashed it in front of the rest of the camp site.  We cut the front of it first and used it as a goal and then my mate climbed a tree behind and dived on it to flatten it

aye me and me mates used to get up to some silly antics, we blew up the microwave in the 6th form block, many a teacher got some verbal abuse as i strolled by and a few of my friends got done for arson when theye burned down an old folks home, was condemed like but still pretty bad, i was more of a good egg, jus the usual crap, get into more trouble now.