Think Im Going Soft... FUCKING CAT :@

Just went outside for a coffee n a ciggie, n as i stepped out i shat myself as i saw a mouse n nearly trod on it. Thought oh fucking cat he's done it again, thought it was dead. Im not a fan of mice at all, well i hate em lol. Dont like how they move so bloody fast. Then as i got closer it moved. Was still alive poor thing. Didnt know what to do really. So i picked him up n put him in the garage. Then went indoors n cut it off some cheese from the lump we got n ive put loads of cheese out there for him which he had a little nibble at. Poor little thing waddled up to me n started sitting next to my leg. N then i put my lighter down a little way away from him and he went over to that n huddled up next to that, probably cus its smaller then me n he felt more comfortable with it. Gona keep checking on it to see how he is.

Didnt know weather to just put him out of his misery or to leave him but i cudnt bring myself to kill it. It clearly has a broken back leg but i dont know if in time it will heal or whatever. Poor little sod. The cat just got chased for a good 20 meters. Bastard cat. Took some pics of him as well.




Hope he doesnt die

you'll have its whole family outside wanting food tomorrow

Make him a little crutch

bless him, he'll be alreet man, my cats dee that all the time but i never get there to save the meeces, there right cunts cats like haha but it is in thier nature, so you gotta let it fly.

 

wait till ypu have the rest of em come to find him, mice are really cheeky little fuckers, they will come and sit right opposite ya taking the piss

I think..... I might..... shed a little tear..

Bugger off Dave I might call him Dave now

Same thing happened to me - there is a thread about it here too.

Basically my cat brought me in a little present, dropped off a baby shrew - as small as my thumb nail. I thought it was dying as it was in major shock. Put it in a box with some milk, bread and grain. Came back the next day and it was fine so released it back into the wild.

 

the wild being your back door

The wild being my big garden which contains wild animals.

I like to think if it as a slice of the countryside in suburbia, like an oasis.

(S)he may prefer something else.... http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/animal-magic-do-mice-like-cheese-or-is-it-just-another-old-wives-tale-414919.html

I did look for chocolate for him but cudnt find any. He did have a munch on the cheese tho. Just went out there n hes moved into a corner n is sleeping i think. Or dieing Still breathing though.

The cheese is probably killing it

Well Mr Mouse you should know

You should at least offer it a cheese board, maybe a bit of brie, stilton, smoked cheese, cheddar and of course some crackers and grapes. It's the right thing to do.

I'm sure if it was Wonga he'd offer it some of his Caciocavallo Podolico.

nah, he'd have probably just cooked and eaten it

 i would have hated that i don't like to see any animal suffer, but theres no way i would have picked it up. fair play though Adam

Of course, but obviously it would need feeding up first on the finest ingredients. He'd probably go well with a bit of roast penis

Essex's crocodile hunter softens up.

Well done sir. I would have done the same.

Rats r cute My sister had on called molly n it wud run up ur arm n fall asleep on the back of ur neck

Aw fair play to u Adam  I'm always rescuing small animals from the jaws/claws of my cat Lola, never seem to be able to save the birds though...but have saved shrews & tiny field mice

They make a great amuse bouche braised and served on brioche toast, foie gras and some fleur de sel

Jon, your culinary knowledge is wasted on this site dude