WHAT DID YOU STEAL?

 
2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
I stole loads as a kid...from shops I mean.


Pen knives

Action Man accesory kits (love those snow shoes love)

Records

Airfix kits

Fillet steak (that was about 6 years ago during a rather sticky patch in my life, I was a glue salesman)

Batteries


There's probably alot more but fuck it I'm stoned and my dinner's ready. thumbsup



What did you fucking steal!!? angry






2 months ago
Dicky
daftfluff Pic5628 Posts
EnglandLeamington Spa
Music Style loads of stuff.
flap jack and turkey burgers from the school canteen! fucking love those turkey burgers! smile
2 months ago
Mr Ed
peterb Pic1273 Posts
your virginity 
2 months ago
dutty ast
dirtyast Pic3942 Posts
Englandteam orange chips
Music Style ever harder
anything that wasnt nailed down. bit of a clepto in my early teens
2 months ago
Tom Payne
tman Pic4619 Posts
IrelandRacoon City
Music Style Anything goes...
Mostly just sweets and stuff...
Went through a nasty clothes shoplifting phase when I was 18, but got nicked after a while. Got off scot free and haven't dared tempt fate again since thenlaughing

Post edited by owner 02/10/2008 20:38:03
2 months ago
Mr Ed
peterb Pic1273 Posts
you mean you paid for that hat?? lol

wink
2 months ago
MooShoo
noonoo76 Pic12147 Posts
Probably the odd packet of sweets or 2, not really my bag to be honest.  I think i've always hated theives..... liars, cheats and fake people!!!   Although i did break into a school once and steal £16 that was in a draw and bought a Kema Naan and some chips with it laughing laughing laughing
2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
I'm calling the pigs! 2far




2 months ago
MooShoo
noonoo76 Pic12147 Posts
Someone did, me and my mate got done about 3 hours later laughing laughing laughing   I was only 13 FFS uhoh yawn
2 months ago
dutty ast
dirtyast Pic3942 Posts
Englandteam orange chips
Music Style ever harder
really must nick moody dvd's off of the car boot
2 months ago
J;M€
jamieuk1999 Pic12637 Posts
VanuatuA'mpshire
Music Style Grubby Hobbit Music

worked in Post office with mates when was 17 n robbed it pretty bad... fags, money, magazines, scratch cards etc

ended up getting found out though n arrested n got final warning to boot from OB laughing dunce

2 months ago
M® Pi©kle
mrpickle Pic7625 Posts
United KingdomManchester
Music Style Funktechardhouse

FUCK ALL!!

 

 

You bunch of fucking tea leaves..  angry

2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
In reply to

worked in Post office with mates when was 17 n robbed it pretty bad... fags, money, magazines, scratch cards etc

ended up getting found out though n arrested n got final warning to boot from OB laughing dunce



laughing Good form mate. thumbsup





2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
In reply to

FUCK ALL!!

 

 

You bunch of fucking tea leaves..  angry




Piss off "The Pope". tosser goto






2 months ago
M® Pi©kle
mrpickle Pic7625 Posts
United KingdomManchester
Music Style Funktechardhouse
In reply to
In reply to

FUCK ALL!!

 

 

You bunch of fucking tea leaves..  angry




Piss off "The Pope". tosser goto







SIR!!!   Pope to you....

 

 

 Peasant..  tosser

2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
Lick my ring "god-bitch".


Then kiss me.








2 months ago
Daz
daz1 Pic24713 Posts
EnglandCumbria
Music Style Propercore
In reply to
flap jack and turkey burgers from the school canteen! fucking love those turkey burgers! smile

haha same here mate, i got caught stealing it once, was pretty embarressing when 300 people in the same room watch while the teacher screams at you then drags you out.

All ive stolen is sweets from shops, never went too far i dont think.
2 months ago
ANON E MOUSE
anon e mouse Pic4151 Posts
EnglandRedditch
Music Style NRG, Schranz, Dark Psy, Classical
Too much to mention when i was a shitbag teen thumbsdown
2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
In reply to
In reply to
flap jack and turkey burgers from the school canteen! fucking love those turkey burgers! smile

haha same here mate, i got caught stealing it once, was pretty embarressing when 300 people in the same room watch while the teacher screams at you then drags you out.

All ive stolen is sweets from shops, never went too far i dont think.



Oh yeah?


What about when you stole my heart?





2 months ago
M® Pi©kle
mrpickle Pic7625 Posts
United KingdomManchester
Music Style Funktechardhouse
In reply to
Lick my ring "god-bitch".


Then kiss me.








Hmmmmmm  Sir Felch-a-lot   love
2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
In reply to
Too much to mention when i was a shitbag teen thumbsdown



Just give us a few examples mate.


































You low life scum.





2 months ago
Daz
daz1 Pic24713 Posts
EnglandCumbria
Music Style Propercore
In reply to
In reply to
In reply to
flap jack and turkey burgers from the school canteen! fucking love those turkey burgers! smile

haha same here mate, i got caught stealing it once, was pretty embarressing when 300 people in the same room watch while the teacher screams at you then drags you out.

All ive stolen is sweets from shops, never went too far i dont think.



Oh yeah?


What about when you stole my heart?






I used it as a condom on a asian dwarf.

It was the only use of it really, the thing was black as.
2 months ago
ANON E MOUSE
anon e mouse Pic4151 Posts
EnglandRedditch
Music Style NRG, Schranz, Dark Psy, Classical
laughinglaughing


hmmm will take a bit of digging in the old memory...... sweets, fags, crates of beer, wine, eggs, bread, milk, (from a milk float laughing) signs, plants, cars, various diy stuff from Homebase, etc etc duncethumbsdown
2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
In reply to
In reply to
In reply to
In reply to
flap jack and turkey burgers from the school canteen! fucking love those turkey burgers! smile

haha same here mate, i got caught stealing it once, was pretty embarressing when 300 people in the same room watch while the teacher screams at you then drags you out.

All ive stolen is sweets from shops, never went too far i dont think.



Oh yeah?


What about when you stole my heart?






I used it as a condom on a asian dwarf.

It was the only use of it really, the thing was black as.






Shhhh.





Post edited by owner 02/10/2008 21:03:50
2 months ago
M® Pi©kle
mrpickle Pic7625 Posts
United KingdomManchester
Music Style Funktechardhouse

A few POSCA pens from WHSmith when I was 10

 

And over £1000 over 3-4 yrs when i worked for an asian guy on the market.. I was aged 12-16..

 

He caught me pocketing £20 one day and threatened to tell his Dad who owned the stall..

I said ok, I will tell him about the £300-500 you pocket every week, before you give him the weeks takings...

 

We found a mutual ground after that  yawn

 

 


Post edited by owner 10/2/2008 9:05:37 PM
2 months ago
Jon Daniels
jondaniels Pic5989 Posts
EnglandMidlands & Swindon
Music Style All things House baby yeah!
In reply to
I stole loads as a kid...from shops I mean. thumbsup



What did you fucking steal!!? angry

Spray paint from B&Q when I was about 14, got caught, never stole again. lol! 
2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
That's out of order to be honest mate. thumbsdown





2 months ago
WRAW
rudi Pic6654 Posts
South Africa
Music Style HEAVY
i used to steal pepsi and dime bars from the shop near the bus stop home from school RELIGIOUSLY everyday for around 2 months. i got fucking good in the end and started stealing parker pens. then at alton towers it was nearly their entire supply of dissapearing ink and soon after i started to develop a conscience and stop..... all it took was moving out of essex laughing
2 months ago
Downie
downie Pic8859 Posts
United KingdomYaARkshire
Music Style Heavy fuckin Metal
I stole the trust of every wanker school teacher i encountered and abused in a way that would make Gary Glitter proud.
2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
In reply to
i used to steal pepsi and dime bars from the shop near the bus stop home from school RELIGIOUSLY everyday for around 2 months. i got fucking good in the end and started stealing parker pens. then at alton towers it was nearly their entire supply of dissapearing ink and soon after i started to develop a conscience and stop..... all it took was moving out of essex laughing



laughing




2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
In reply to
In reply to
i used to steal pepsi and dime bars from the shop near the bus stop home from school RELIGIOUSLY everyday for around 2 months. i got fucking good in the end and started stealing parker pens. then at alton towers it was nearly their entire supply of dissapearing ink and soon after i started to develop a conscience and stop..... all it took was moving out of essex laughing



laughing








Infact....



ROFLMFAO! yawn






2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
In reply to
How did I not see this thread...dunce dunce dunce


That's what I meant earlier. laughing supercool



dunce yawn





2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
I'm sat here genuinely crying with laughter over Rudi's "disappearing ink" comment.



yawnyawnyawnyawn





2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
If you weren't a big black man...I'd knock you out mate. 2far





laughing




2 months ago
Laughing Gas
venom Pic15227 Posts
United KingdomBroadmoor outpatient
Music Style Banging folk music
In reply to
If you weren't a big black man...I'd knock you out mate. 2far





laughing




laughingthumbsup
2 months ago
M® Pi©kle
mrpickle Pic7625 Posts
United KingdomManchester
Music Style Funktechardhouse
In reply to
How did I not see this thread...dunce dunce dunce

yawnyawnyawn
2 months ago
CUSTER GANNET
mrbonez Pic28243 Posts
England
Music Style TIMMEH & THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD!

penny sweets and pron mags (just used to walk out of smiths reading them, in my school uniform looking)

2 months ago
Sick Boy
djmeon Pic9710 Posts
Music Style ONKETTEKNO
Used to rob the till blind from the ice-cream stall that i worked on in the summer when I was 16. The owners were never there and left the whole cafe in the hands of a bunch of kids munted

Used to under-ring the orders or just straight pocket the cash if they gave me the right money, was taking about £25 a day on average depending on how busy we were, but can remember one bank holiday walking  home with over well £100.

Also used to give out plenty of free lolly's ect to mates and stuff and also my hash dealer in return for free hash, and at the end of my shift would stick aload of bags of crisps and shit from the cafe in me bag to take round me mates flat for post smoke munchiesbiggrin

It was fucking sound really, had a little sterio in there and used to blast out ether Eminem's first album at full balst or some random trance, and could just close the shutters down for a little while if I fancied popping away for a spliff if there were fuck all people aboutbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Pretty much everyone that worked there was on the take so not really surprising the the owners sold the place after that summerevil

Unbelieveable how easy it was really and that I never got caughtlaughing

Me and my mates who worked there had a fucking good summerking


2 months ago
PMA
murrills81 Pic3080 Posts
Music Style Happy to help
I was a bit of a teef as a youngster, nothing major, just sweets and things, posters from Woolies, cd's and shit. Me and a mate nicked a dog once. It had no lead and no collar, so we bought some string and made a lead. We were walking this fucking thing about when some crusties came up to us and took their dog back. He well liked them so sure it was theirs. My mate nicked a car once, that was well funny. What made it even funnier was that he nicked it off some pikeys who had nicked it in the first place laughing
2 months ago
Sick Boy
djmeon Pic9710 Posts
Music Style ONKETTEKNO
In reply to
Virginitys of young boys mostly.
lookingtosser
2 months ago
Super Jesus
rob_B Pic11935 Posts
United KingdomRichard Dawkin's house
Music Style Little drummer boy..on acid
In reply to
In reply to
Virginitys of various body orifices of young John mostly.
lookingtosser
lovelovelove
2 months ago
Sick Boy
djmeon Pic9710 Posts
Music Style ONKETTEKNO
In reply to
In reply to
In reply to
Virginitys of various body orifices of young John mostly.
lookingtosser
lovelovelove
Please don't stalk methumbsup
2 months ago
Super Jesus
rob_B Pic11935 Posts
United KingdomRichard Dawkin's house
Music Style Little drummer boy..on acid
In reply to
In reply to
In reply to
In reply to
Virginitys of various body orifices of young John mostly.
lookingtosser
lovelovelove
Please don't stalk methumbsup
I'm not Jesse.laughing
2 months ago
Sick Boy
djmeon Pic9710 Posts
Music Style ONKETTEKNO
Oh yeahlaughing

Sorry mateyawnsupercool
2 months ago
Ziggy
ziggymarlon Pic41246 Posts
In reply to
I was a bit of a teef as a youngster, nothing major, just sweets and things, posters from Woolies, cd's and shit. Me and a mate nicked a dog once. It had no lead and no collar, so we bought some string and made a lead. We were walking this fucking thing about when some crusties came up to us and took their dog back. He well liked them so sure it was theirs. My mate nicked a car once, that was well funny. What made it even funnier was that he nicked it off some pikeys who had nicked it in the first place laughing


yawn




2 months ago
Elect®a
shapeshifter Pic20426 Posts
United KingdomHove
Music Style Grooves
I strangely never stole when I was a kid for some reason. When I discoverd the joys of clubbing and chems many moons ago, I made up for lost time with stealing from all night shops, stole a stool from a club, a garden chair from a pub, a car radio front and all manner of stuff. Wished I'd discovered this years ago! uhoh laughing
2 months ago
UNKNOWNUSER
unknownuser Pic1770 Posts
ScotlandGLASGOW
Music Style ANYTHING WITH A GOOD 4 BEATS

computer games

cd's

videos

clothes

mini disc players

gameboys + gamegears

vinyl

mountain bikes

pretty much anything that was'nt nailed down ,and a few things that werewink

2 months ago
Fat Boy Passion
djpassion Pic1256 Posts
United KingdomNorthuberland
Music Style hardcore!!!

sweets

stationary

cds

money

jeans

tee-shirts

beer

lighters

backy tins

skins

a broom

a fake wedding cake

ohh and my mate knicked 11 blocks of cheese from spar and a burberry diary from the packing place he used to work at laughing he's been in court for both, he probably shud have stolen something worth while...oh how we laughed.

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