WHAT DID YOU STEAL?

I stole loads as a kid...from shops I mean.


Pen knives

Action Man accesory kits (love those snow shoes )

Records

Airfix kits

Fillet steak (that was about 6 years ago during a rather sticky patch in my life, I was a glue salesman)

Batteries


There's probably alot more but fuck it I'm stoned and my dinner's ready.



What did you fucking steal!!?

flap jack and turkey burgers from the school canteen! fucking love those turkey burgers!

your virginity 

anything that wasnt nailed down. bit of a clepto in my early teens

Mostly just sweets and stuff...
Went through a nasty clothes shoplifting phase when I was 18, but got nicked after a while. Got off scot free and haven't dared tempt fate again since then

you mean you paid for that hat?? lol

Probably the odd packet of sweets or 2, not really my bag to be honest.  I think i've always hated theives..... liars, cheats and fake people!!!   Although i did break into a school once and steal £16 that was in a draw and bought a Kema Naan and some chips with it

I'm calling the pigs!

Someone did, me and my mate got done about 3 hours later    I was only 13 FFS

really must nick moody dvd's off of the car boot

worked in Post office with mates when was 17 n robbed it pretty bad... fags, money, magazines, scratch cards etc

ended up getting found out though n arrested n got final warning to boot from OB  

FUCK ALL!!

 

 

You bunch of fucking tea leaves.. 

Good form mate.

Piss off "The Pope".

SIR!!!   Pope to you....

 

 

 Peasant.. 

Lick my ring "god-bitch".


Then kiss me.

Too much to mention when i was a shitbag teen

Oh yeah?


What about when you stole my heart?

Just give us a few examples mate.


































You low life scum.

hmmm will take a bit of digging in the old memory...... sweets, fags, crates of beer, wine, eggs, bread, milk, (from a milk float ) signs, plants, cars, various diy stuff from Homebase, etc etc

Shhhh.