WHAT DID YOU STEAL?

A few POSCA pens from WHSmith when I was 10

 

And over £1000 over 3-4 yrs when i worked for an asian guy on the market.. I was aged 12-16..

 

He caught me pocketing £20 one day and threatened to tell his Dad who owned the stall..

I said ok, I will tell him about the £300-500 you pocket every week, before you give him the weeks takings...

 

We found a mutual ground after that 

 

 

That's out of order to be honest mate.

i used to steal pepsi and dime bars from the shop near the bus stop home from school RELIGIOUSLY everyday for around 2 months. i got fucking good in the end and started stealing parker pens. then at alton towers it was nearly their entire supply of dissapearing ink and soon after i started to develop a conscience and stop..... all it took was moving out of essex

I stole the trust of every wanker school teacher i encountered and abused in a way that would make Gary Glitter proud.

How did I not see this thread...

Infact....



ROFLMFAO!

That's what I meant earlier.

I'm sat here genuinely crying with laughter over Rudi's "disappearing ink" comment.

I , Forest Gump apologise...

If you weren't a big black man...I'd knock you out mate.

Used to rob the till blind from the ice-cream stall that i worked on in the summer when I was 16. The owners were never there and left the whole cafe in the hands of a bunch of kids

Used to under-ring the orders or just straight pocket the cash if they gave me the right money, was taking about £25 a day on average depending on how busy we were, but can remember one bank holiday walking  home with over well £100.

Also used to give out plenty of free lolly's ect to mates and stuff and also my hash dealer in return for free hash, and at the end of my shift would stick aload of bags of crisps and shit from the cafe in me bag to take round me mates flat for post smoke munchies

It was fucking sound really, had a little sterio in there and used to blast out ether Eminem's first album at full balst or some random trance, and could just close the shutters down for a little while if I fancied popping away for a spliff if there were fuck all people about

Pretty much everyone that worked there was on the take so not really surprising the the owners sold the place after that summer

Unbelieveable how easy it was really and that I never got caught

Me and my mates who worked there had a fucking good summer

I was a bit of a teef as a youngster, nothing major, just sweets and things, posters from Woolies, cd's and shit. Me and a mate nicked a dog once. It had no lead and no collar, so we bought some string and made a lead. We were walking this fucking thing about when some crusties came up to us and took their dog back. He well liked them so sure it was theirs. My mate nicked a car once, that was well funny. What made it even funnier was that he nicked it off some pikeys who had nicked it in the first place

Virginitys mostly.

Please don't stalk me

I'm not Jesse.

Oh yeah

Sorry mate