MORNING

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Mowning

Got proper plastered at the fathers last neet like so still half cut/hungover..

I'm waying up my options... .

1   Swift shower to wake me up a bit, casual browse online and watch a bit of countryfile drinking tea and the odd digestive biscuit, have my Sunday dinner at 1ish, wait for it to settle... go in the garage wit shorts and vest on, lift some weights and have a casual jog for an hour sweating like fuck thinking 'what the fffuck am I doing'..  Have another casual browse online, watch some porn, have a swift tug, call it a day and fuck off to bed.

2   Lift some weights and have a steady jog ont running machine, have a shower, have my Sunday dinner at 1ish, wait for it to settle and then have a few cans of bud and chill on my pc listening to music and have a go at making a tune and maybe watch a film, order an Indian or chinki later, swift tug and have an early neet.

3   Get dressed, trot to jacksons for a 2 litre bottle of dr pepper to go with this half litre of vodka blue and get fuckin bolloxed! fuck the weights off, fuck the jog off, fuck the shower off, fuck the tug off, fuck the Sunday dinner off even (leave it on the side mum.... I might have it later) and then bin the bastard tomorrow and think of the poor fuckers that starve in the world and feel guilty. 


Decisions decisions.. Option 2 it is... though I might not bother with the weights and Sunday dinner.

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Er, clarky... weren't you on the wagon till Christmas mate?

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Noticed this in the John Lewis mini-catalogue that came with today's paper http://www.johnlewis.com/230487435/Product.aspx

An upside down Christmas tree, FFS!

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Aaaargh! I'm fucking bored and soooo frustrated and over studying. It's driving me loopy and makes me want to throw things and scream at the world.

Who the fuck do these people think they are developing models to help major corporates make MORE money and fuel MORE greed and put small businesses "their competitors" out of business FFS? Sustainable competitive advantage my ass... more like "We can't satisfy our desire for power and money so we'll fuck everyone else over on the way to what we think is the top" - and they'll still be unsatisfied and decide they need to diversify and fuck another few small businesses over.

Cunts

Why am I studying this shit?

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Coz it will make you good money?? 

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If I pass, and finish my final exam in March next year I'm going to start studying yoga while I continue working and then give all of it up. The money is starting to mean less and less to me now that I have an inside knowledge of the workings of the corporate machine.

If I fail it means another 6 month wait to rewrite and to be honest I just don't have it in me anymore. But that will mean I probably lose my job a lot earlier than planned and that would suck piles.

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Lifes a game and sometimes we dont make all the right moves, you will get to where you want to be, in life and in spirit..

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Nowt but a load of hippy bullshit!

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If I pass, and finish my final exam in March next year I'm going to start studying yoga while I continue working and then give all of it up. The money is starting to mean less and less to me now that I have an inside knowledge of the workings of the corporate machine.

If I fail it means another 6 month wait to rewrite and to be honest I just don't have it in me anymore. But that will mean I probably lose my job a lot earlier than planned and that would suck piles.

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Lifes a game and sometimes we dont make all the right moves, you will get to where you want to be, in life and in spirit..

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Cleaner?


Honestly Dave...don't bother.

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is she a wee bit messy then Zig?

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She's an absolute star....but as messy as a bastard.

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morning....errr afternoon all !