What You Getting Ur Other Half For Valtines Day?

I have no idea, think shes getting me a lip piecing. Though i might get her to buy me a years subscription ot xbox live. I think i have the best gf ever, i asked her what she wanted n she sed "u can get me beer, pizza and watch football with me, fuck fake love day" And its on a saturday so u no MOTD will be on Still need to get her something tho.

a puncture repair kit

ive only just got my other half so fuck knows

probs flowers and a box of chockies

Are you gonna let her hold your hand dale or a you guys not there yet

me to mate, only a few weeks but we bin mates for years so meh. Im still thinkin of takin her up on the beer n takeaway pizza n watch match of the day, but i so no that wont go down well.

lee your disgusting... thats way too far  

I'll probably get myself another tattoo

Probably gonna get her a mold of my right fist and forearm as she's gonne be in Norway for valentiene's. Maybe some Haribo's Star Mix too

The romantic type eh?

 A big piece of penis rammed up her fangita...for starters.

You outsourcing for that then Jake?

Is that an application?

Nar I wont lie, its not up to scratch

Your gay, laugh now if you agree.

Edit: Quoting Brooky before he changes his mind: ""

Youre even gayer if you posted just before me



*double edit*

Bastard

just this morning for me

Touche Jake, touche

Check mate mate.

Soz btw, couldnt help it.

Nice edit attempts, nearly worked.

You'll get me back.

I'll be getting drunk most likely

Ur hand dont count bro

Edit: Sorry Jay-Marie, I am a dick, mank, bollock, spaa with the tendencies of multiple penis's. Its only when I climb out from under my cock that I realise my penis could rule the world....

I'm a twat.

sweet

That was confusing