Fed up of threads slating tunes/people.

I would go for "My Mum Likes It Hard" or "Lemonade Raygun"

What say you?

Immersion, "fuk it, I'm a drug bucket"

Lochi, "Colonel mustard rocks the custard"

Maxtreme - my house is your house

DJ's Are Heroes

No, seriously .. Fuck This Fucking Fuck

best homestar voice/ "OK, I'm all business this time."  5 Spikes Is A Poof 

gayness2004

jenny taylor

gunty

guity

ooh no

setup

to name a few of mine.

Riiiiight Dave

I'd say one of the ultimate tune names must be NOSE TRAFFIC !!

this ones for jimmy,

NO WOMEN ALLOWED

Dont Fuck With Me

5 Spikes is a Poof (If you know the story)

Vaccum Packed

Agreed with Lki on the Acid titles

LMAO

nuthing beats the ephedrine / stormtrax/trance/trooper tunes comments & track names tho :

knob throttle

give it some stick

mad gay mafia

zorba the mad fuckin greek on acid

engineered in a taliban tent in washington

engineered in a back room in turnmills

engineered somewhere in a stratosphere

20 yr old producer seeks 15/16 yr old female......

roast turnkey ham , bacon ? call : 07866 967395

music to watch humains go by

Here is the name of my next tune hahaha

 Indigo Beef Curtain & The Electric Goo

Priceless!

anyone know why "my mum likes it hard" is called that? 

Basically Karim was supposedly shagging this guy (Jamie 5 Spikes) and ended up denying it and saying he was actually straight.

Tachno tunes seem to have weird names.....

a side: "Did You Spill My Pint??"
b side: "Oh!, it must have been me"

I thought of Lemonade Raygun when I saw the thread title.

Definately the best name for a tune!

Was it true thre was a tune called 'Hackney council are cunts' in a continuation of 'One Night in Hackney' does anyone know?

Drugface - Cunt Master

Monika Kruze - Hi Stanley, It's Tool Time!

Secret Hero - Where Did I.../...Put That 303??

and there was this techno record, can't remember who it was by, but the tracks were called I Was Made For Loving Your.../...Samurai Pizza Cats

Furkin lush sounding hoover too

Immersion - Bum Tikkla

Immersion & Rowland The Bastard - Even If Now She's Got A Perm

Chris Liberator & Rowland - Irrational Discharge

Rowland The Bastard - International Gonad

Trash Compactor - Toasted Cheese & Tomato Sandwich

label:Total taste

tune: Pears and custard

In reply to

Tom Parr - Ride my hardhouse cock

hahahah. This does give me lols.

I too am a fan of Cunt Master though. The picture disk being one of my favourite records

Man Or Astro-Man? - A Spectrum Of Infinite Scale

dunno, just a couple fo cool track names I saw listed on a WC mix I think:

Kektex - I Kill Everything I Fuck
Dynamo City - Bomb In Your Ass

Yamamba

we just did a booty of harder,faster,stronger by daft punk and called it ''daft cunt''

Toasted Cheese & Tomato Sandwich / Put The Ham In

Routemasters:

Route 51 - Your Face - My arse / Nice legs - What time do they open?

Route 18 - I have to take my knickers off

Route 44 - Butt Driver / Fanny pusher