Bum sex

I have no desire to do a bird up the arse. It doesn't turn me on in the slightest.

On the other hand, huffling sounds good...

Ohmigod your such a tease

 That really is going to make your bell end stink!
 Just looked this expression up on Urban Dictionary and they have a different meaning

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=huffing

 

ding dong

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that is just horrible btw     dont even want to know how you find it or why you have it

I dont have my brown wings yet

Just realised, she's a greenie brown colour around the crack!!!

     -wont even start-

I think the main question here is "would ANY kind of sex with that buffalo turn you on?, let alone bum sex" to be honest, it would take a JCB and several bulldog clips just to find an opening there....

aye, have a bit of a fetish.

it doesn't have to hurt, my ex asked her gay mate how to do it with the least amount of pain.  He said it doesn't hurt at all if you place the head of your JT in about half inch to an inch and leave it there for a couple of minutes until the muscles have relaxed.  We tried it and she said there was no discomfort and that she quite liked it.  use plenty o lube though and watch out for that sweetcorn!

its been the same for me, if you are extremely gentle and EASE it in a little bit until its relaxed i have found its actually enjoyable for the lady (usually resulting in an orgasm when combined with bean flicking so it cant be bad)

but to me it is a novelty saved for those moments when only something filthy will do....

No matter what day it is or what time it is there always seems to be an unregistered user (often several) viewing this thread according to the Who's Online list.

god this threads old but ilan couldnt satisfy an ameba with that dink of his

how does the old song go

dont what no short dick man  ahh those were the days i miss the 90's

amen to that babe

Bum sex i mean, not Rick n Caz....almost got me face fucked up

how can you get your face fucked up from a bit of bum love?

know ya place lad  and its sex. if you was to be making love you wouldnt be like 'ohh babe turn over for a tick i fancy your shitter' its just not part of love making agreed, its taboo but its to keep things interesting atleast if ya both game then why not

i take me and caz very seriously  anyways its a private joke

i see (kind of) that explains my confusion even if it doesn't clear it up

Im almost proud of starting this topic now, its had more comebacks than madonna and kylie put together.....

well done chuggnuts hehe

but we all know queenrandom the swindom goddess is the pinicle of bum sex, i think those that have had the pleasure will agree    (old bt on going photo joke for those that dont understand)