In reply toMy mate ripped his scrote open on a hook on a goalpost as a kid and it was hanging down by his knee on this string thing. I nearly puked.......from laughing so much.

Sadly I saw a similar sight as a young fella. I had loads of friends into BMX when I was a kid and they had this spot out in the woods were the would dirt jump. Kid goes up a table top and tries spinning his handle bars around. Had shorts on, bars went up shorts. Ripped ball sack, ball came out on said string. He was freaking out because he didnt want to get dirt on it! No " I ripped my ball sack open" Just " Help me, I dont wanna get dirt on it!" Fucking disturbing. Haunts me to this day......