Given the RS a clean this avo ..

2 hours cleaning! ... wont stay this way for long LOL !!

Still doesn't make up for having a small penis Dave

Ive got a 1994 escort 1.4 lx on my drive with a pink fluffy steering wheel (faded on the top) and tiger skin fluffy dice that hasnt moved once in the last 4 years or something, complete with an entirely new species of mamal growing from it and mushrooms on the front seats, fancy a crack at smartening up that bad boy for me?

im gonna come and smeer horse shite all over it

Otherwise i'm going to make love to it

Harsh!

In all seriousness, nice motor Dave

Yeah, cant understand peeps when they say stuff like this ... but never mind lol

I'm sure there is no malice in it Dave, young lads just say things for the sake of it rather than anything deeper

maybe he just loves horse shit

hahaha yeah horse shit lover indeed

oh yeah baby, thats it, make me fertile

I'm seriously beginning to wonder about you.

wonder at the greatness of tim

About you. Not at you.

im still fucking great

Hmmmmmm.

lush!

Who Tim?

because you've got a small willy