Sat shit gag

I say i say i say, where dya send a jewish kid with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

1 years ago

Finished a shift and got home to the missus.

Me - Whats that smell you fat slob?

Her - I can't smell anything pencil dick.

Me - Exactly, get the oven on.

1 years ago

I love every hair on her lip.

*SLAM*

Weightwatchers demanded her resignation.

1 years ago

17614 Posts

did you hear about the aeriels getting married?

The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant screwu

1 years ago

8846 Posts

what did the charver kid get for christmas?

my bike.

1 years ago