In reply toHappy birthday (wherever you are in the world - i get confused) hope you get everything you wish for & deserve xxx

Cheers, At the moment i'm peering in your window, Watching you sleep, Matt is on the sofa... again. When he wakes up tell him i'm sorry i super glued the 12" black dildo to his forehead, I forgot that industrial strenth super glue shouldn't be applied to human faces, Or was that faeces? Either way i'm sorry.