Who has got the most Facebook friends?

I reckon i've got the least. 49.

In fact all you cunts seem to know each other on FB but i don't have any of you as friends. That's ok i get the message.

Add people then you miserable shit 

i have 272 - 15 of which ive never met - most off here

Used to have loads but deleted most of the spamming barstewards

of course my little pumpkin 

Yaaaaaaaaay 

I got 250. I used to have over 500 which was ridiculous.

if some deleted me, i wouldnt try add them again

I also changed my name from my full name to the same name as on here. This stops work people and people I went to school with but don't like finding me.

Might have a cull on mine actually until it's just me and i can say/post what i want

i use to have a bit of crack on there updating my status bout what i got up to the weekend and what not, then i got fuckin auntys and uncles and there kids adding me that i hadnt seen in years, couldnt say anything on there so say nothing now,

I say what I like and if my family objects I just tell them to 'unfriend' me!

i have to be careful what i say when i got 12 year old cousins and that adding me,and other ones that i havent seen in years, cant be saying "i went out and got mashed last nite" or something along them lines had some lemon tag me at a rave back in 2001 recently then proceeding to talk about pills under the picture the lemon,
my relations down the country think im a normal person

I have about 50, and i know them all. Mostly family and work collegues. Really can't see the point in having 500 friends online. I regularly delete people who don't say anything interesting or people who spam my wall with cityville or any other shits ville

Deleted it a year or more ago, load of old bollocks that it is.

I only use the thing as free advertising for my business and cant be arsed with half the cunts! Only interested in there money hahahahah

HA Ha Ha

pretty much everything you post is child unfriendly lol

I need to have a cull considering I don't really use it that much for music things these days. Figure is at 638

52 current friend requests, having added anybody for yonks, cant be arsed, only the ladies!!!

i still get the odd message, dave clarke are you dave clarke the dj? obviously not by my profile

but your name is Dave Clarke...and you do DJ.....