Bringing back hash from the dam

Yes i know this has been asked about 100 times on here before, but i'm working there next week and i've got no contacts here now so would love to bring a load back ideally.

Is it worth the risk? What would happen if caught? What would happen if caught with 'accidently' forgetting you had a bit in your pocket? What's the risk of posting some back?

you'd be stupid to try take it with you ...not seen banged up abroad before
send some in the post...mates done that before no probs

bubba needs a new cell mate to play mummies and daddies with

But to their house or somewhere random?

Is it really that strict though with weed from the dam to uk? Not like i'm exporting pure heroin from Thailand to Dubai or something.

Ive posted back before with no problems as well as carried home, just bang it in a bag and gooch it, whats the worst thats gonna happen if you do get caught? Fuck all unless your planning on bringing back loads

do you like your rubber gloves cold or slightly warm?

I might just stash a bar in my dads bag.

Customs dont bother checking anymore, fill your pockets.

Cheers Jake glad i came here for my legal advice now.

cling film, lube and up the old arseoil it goes.

If you post it then address it to: Random Name, c/o 143 Address Road, Addressington, Your Address, and dont open it as soon as it comes either, leave it on the side for 7 days in anticipation of Random Name coming to collect his mail. You didnt really know Random Name very well, he stayed for a couple of nights in the summer and you met him in an ally whilst cleaning windows with your tongue.

Lol i've been searched heavily, twice, On the way back from dam to UK, Proper patted down, All my bags completely emptied and searched. Mind you i have been over 100 times so 2% seach rate isn't that bad. Both times were ferry crossings, When i fly i never get searched, Yet anyway lol

I definitley wouldn't do it, Post it if you need to. Customs WILL come down hard on you for smuggling if they catch you, Even for weed. It's defo not worth the risk. Might be a good idea to get train to another country and post it from there, It's quite cheap using the train, Most packages coming to the UK from amsterdam or a city near there obviously have caution writen all over it lol.

Don't forget that customs have his details as everytime his passport is used it is logged/saved electronicly so they know he has been to holland

I know, its how we used to do it years ago before europe became plaqued by non-existant terrorist.

They are bastards!   my mate got shot off a mast in Northern Ireland by one of them cunts back in 89.  

 

Bring back a bar? Where are you gonna buy that from? You cant just walk in and buy that much, you'll have to buy it a few grams at a time, from different locations.

My advice is dont fucking bother, not only will you likely face a prison sentence for quantity, but also will fuck you up for the rest of your life being able to travel to foreign countries.

If you cant find hash where you live, you really should give up lol

Sadly those are the risks taken by occupying forces.

Sent stuff back a few times; once it got through, twice it didn't.  On the two that didn't, one of them resulted in a letter from HMR Customs & Excise, basically telling me that they had my weed and I was more or less welcome to come and collect it from them, but they'd arrest me for doing so.

So, in my experience, there's minimal risk of anything actually bad happening (unless it's silly amounts), but there's also a reasonable chance that you won't get it.

If it's hash, just hide it in your luggage and fly into a small airport (Bournemouth's great and comically undermanned!)

Send it to your house but with a different name; plausable deniability

Hash is fucking impossible to find where I am these days. Really miss it, get a bit fed up of weed. Plus it goes further for less money!

in a condom in the shampoo sorted

just make sure when you post it your in a sensible state of mind. a friend posted a bag to his old address while under the influence.

I went to Dance Valley last time i was there so i just used my muddy jeans and filled one pocket with as much green and pollen as i could, put my train ticket and DV ticket in the other pocket, if i got caught i would of just said i was in a state when i  got back and thought id lost that weed at the festival. Was a little worried at Newcastle airport waiting for it though, got to admit that.

It's not that big a deal if you do get caught, caution and fine if its just a bit of personal.

mate I went in september and if you are using the airport then I would advise not to do it.Trust me they do search you and they even have x-ray body scanners on the terminals.I am sure if you had a bit and you looked genuinely  shocked when they found it they would let you off.How many times do you think they have heard 'oh I didnt realise it was there' speech