Got my first Tattoo

It's not finished yet, as tbh i was a bit of a wuss and had to get him to stop, cos I couldn't keep still - it fucking hurt!  I'll go back and get him to finish it in a few days.

wtf is that supposed to be!? are you a chick? Looks like a 2 year old has tried to draw 2 cartoon birds on you haha

I could draw better with no hands..!!!!

Kind of looks like either the artist is a 90 year old with a shaky hand or someone who is going cold turkey

haha Matt is taking the piss i know he is

This has to be a wind up!! If not then I would recommend you go kick fuck out of him mate thats really bad

yes he is winding us up, Check the picture properties... mattb crap tattoo. haha

that shit is quality really neat line's 

Was probably one of the first in this thread but didnt want to say anything lol because im a sound cunt.

That's so beautiful. 

Was going to say, when's the guy doing the top half of the penis?

I like this one best:

Yeah im really pleased with it too

Thank Christ its a joke. Was trying to think of something nice to say. But its just fucking shit 

heavyness is all i can say

What a nasty tattoo
Looks like the person that did it has parkinsons

My exact thought too, Except i couldn't remember the name "parkinsons" so i just said 90 year old with shaky hand  I seriously think i have dementia the amount of stuff i cant remember, A year or two back i forgot how old i was  

It's not a joke, I think i have something seriously wrong, I have constant headaches, Really bad memory, I'll go to the toilet and then forget what i went there for... Thats how bad it is, Any normal person would just think for a sec "Hmmm i'm in the toilet so obviously i need a piss/shit"... but no, I just wander off lol. Doc wont send me for a scan because it costs too much..NHS cant afford it apparently, I'm too young for anything to be wrong... what a fucking joke the NHS is!

My headache has lasted 2 months so far..

Blimey Danny, you sound in a pickle. Change your gp if you can. The NHS is only going to get worse as well.

I don't ever go see him now, When i book myself in to see a doc its random all the time, Whoever is available at the time when i need to go, They are all the same though

Just walk into A&E and tell em you have a headache for several days.