Dave Guetta: What a massive cunt.

JayMarie

16591 Posts

Jazz

Spazz

Here he is 'mixing'

CUNT

What a fucking blatant rip off merchant he is. Some friends of mine have paid £45 to go see him 'live', they just as well could have put a mix CD on- after all, that's what he does. tosser

4 months ago

Lii
12369 Posts

Boogy

Ouch...well worth the fee

Post edited by owner 1/26/2012 5:32:24 PM

4 months ago

Dolewaller
7718 Posts

Your taxes, my booze.

I just had to comment on that video. What an utter cunt. Fake rip off bastard of the highest order.

4 months ago

Dr Walter Bishop
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22247 Posts

Boston, Massachusetts

Fringe

Mixing is not even hard ffs, what was he thinking yawn

4 months ago

Daz
26810 Posts

He looks like a tramp and his last 20 tunes have been bollocks.

4 months ago

To be fair the sort of person who pays stupid money to go and see Guetta is a bloody loon anyway and deserve to be ripped off. Most pop fans etc wouldnt notice either.

Post edited by owner 26/01/2012 16:58:26

4 months ago

And even if he was mixing with CDJ's, still the question is why the fuck would you pay 45 quid to see that!!?

4 months ago

GeneticJunk
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3018 Posts

Hardhouse/Psy/Techno

seen this before, pretty sure the first clip is editted as you can clearly see the orange and green of the play and cue buttons on the cdj on the right
no excuse for the 2nd one tho laughing

4 months ago

Equinox

15497 Posts

Funny how up in arms people get over this, even more so than performers who mime at concerts etc. Not sure what's worse this or the one's who aren't even the vocalists on the release.

Not sure why the performance with Kelly Rowland is questioned. He's not DJing the song, he's there pretty much as a prop. There was one similar the other day on TV and all surrounding were props, yes the DJ was there slamming the cross fader like it controlled the music.

4 months ago

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Funny how up in arms people get over this, even more so than performers who mime at concerts etc. Not sure what's worse this or the one's who aren't even the vocalists on the release.

Jam Master Jay always did for real! laughing

4 months ago

16591 Posts

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seen this before, pretty sure the first clip is editted as you can clearly see the orange and green of the play and cue buttons on the cdj on the right
no excuse for the 2nd one tho laughing

The mixer defo isn't on either!

4 months ago

Equinox

15497 Posts

Watching it again, it's probably the lighting and recorded angle making it look that way. That mic must be plugged up his bum then laughing

4 months ago

7117 Posts

99.999999999999% of people don't give a flying fuck. He'll continue to do it and make money and be the World's Number 1 DJ.

Doesn't make it right, but it's the truth.

4 months ago

Equinox

15497 Posts

Pretty much laughing

4 months ago

13th Duke of Wybourne
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3254 Posts

London

Hard Trance

This isn't really news, I know for a fact Tiesto and Paul Van Dyker have done it in the past.

4 months ago

LOST

5355 Posts

he's a tool,can't mix and produce shit tunes...and what's with the rnb/pop/rap artists queuing up to work with him??

4 months ago

Dr Walter Bishop
farside Pic

22247 Posts

Boston, Massachusetts

Fringe

there's a recession

4 months ago

Dolewaller
7718 Posts

Your taxes, my booze.

In reply to
he's a tool,can't mix and produce shit tunes...and what's with the rnb/pop/rap artists queuing up to work with him??

memories is the only good tune he ever made.

4 months ago

7173 Posts

If there was footage of him playing a whole set like that then it would be shocking but those couple of clips don't prove a great deal really. So maybe he used a pre recorded intro or something, wouldn't be the first time a big DJ has done that.

Also the second clip looked like some crappy X-Factor studio show or something so anybody expecting a DJ to actually DJ on a show like that is pretty naive if you ask me.

I'm not trying to defend him and I'm by no means a fan but you cant really base much of an opinion on those 2 shoddy clips...

4 months ago

4254 Posts

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Funny how up in arms people get over this, even more so than performers who mime at concerts etc. Not sure what's worse this or the one's who aren't even the vocalists on the release.

Taio Cruz on Graham Norton... he was singing and it was a house type tune and the bird behind kept pulling faces and just smacking up the volume in an aggressive fashion!

4 months ago

Stu

6346 Posts

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If there was footage of him playing a whole set like that then it would be shocking but those couple of clips don't prove a great deal really. So maybe he used a pre recorded intro or something, wouldn't be the first time a big DJ has done that.

Also the second clip looked like some crappy X-Factor studio show or something so anybody expecting a DJ to actually DJ on a show like that is pretty naive if you ask me.

I'm not trying to defend him and I'm by no means a fan but you cant really base much of an opinion on those 2 shoddy clips...

This basically. He's not my favourite dj by any call but he can mix.

Lashes was well known for playing pre-mixed CD's at her gigs, and Judge Jules, don't get me started on him!

4 months ago

3367 Posts

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Also the second clip looked like some crappy X-Factor studio show or something so anybody expecting a DJ to actually DJ on a show like that is pretty naive if you ask me.

I'm not trying to defend him and I'm by no means a fan but you cant really base much of an opinion on those 2 shoddy clips...

This basically. He's not my favourite dj by any call but he can mix.

Lashes was well known for playing pre-mixed CD's at her gigs, and Judge Jules, don't get me started on him!

4 months ago

hard dark psychadelia, funked fuckers

Passapill

1108 Posts

Cape Town

Will never forget in the old days Norman Cook used to get his vinyls re-pressed at the same speed as to negate the beat match. In DJing cheaters seem to prosper unfortunately.

4 months ago

Graham House
graham19 Pic

3287 Posts

House style

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Will never forget in the old days Norman Cook used to get his vinyls re-pressed at the same speed as to negate the beat match. In DJing cheaters seem to prosper unfortunately.

He still has to match the beat and mix but it does make it easier

4 months ago

16591 Posts

Well whatever it is he still plays shit tunes, makes shit tunes and has shit hair.

4 months ago

16591 Posts

This is the future: Hmmmmm

4 months ago

24928 Posts

funny people rippin Guetta when he has done more for dance music then carl cox and andy whitby together.

the guy is a living legend tosser

4 months ago

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funny people rippin Guetta when he has done more for dance music then carl cox and andy whitby together.

the guy is a living legend tosser

4 months ago

Hard House With a Groove & a Chuckle

Venkman

3342 Posts

Manchester

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Will never forget in the old days Norman Cook used to get his vinyls re-pressed at the same speed as to negate the beat match. In DJing cheaters seem to prosper unfortunately.

Say it ain't so. frown

4 months ago

Prog, Trance, Tech Trance

Goose

6089 Posts

London

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In reply to
Will never forget in the old days Norman Cook used to get his vinyls re-pressed at the same speed as to negate the beat match. In DJing cheaters seem to prosper unfortunately.

Say it ain't so. frown

It has to be bollocks?? Surely you still cannot be that bad at mixing having that factor removed?

4 months ago

3367 Posts

In reply to

In reply to
Will never forget in the old days Norman Cook used to get his vinyls re-pressed at the same speed as to negate the beat match. In DJing cheaters seem to prosper unfortunately.

Say it ain't so. frown

It has to be bollocks?? Surely you still cannot be that bad at mixing having that factor removed?

thats what I was thinking laughing

4 months ago

Proper Groovin' tonking tuffness!!!

Big Jon

1467 Posts

The middle

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In reply to
Will never forget in the old days Norman Cook used to get his vinyls re-pressed at the same speed as to negate the beat match. In DJing cheaters seem to prosper unfortunately.

Say it ain't so. frown

It has to be bollocks?? Surely you still cannot be that bad at mixing having that factor removed?

thats what I was thinking laughing

ive downloaded a few fat boy slim mixes over the years and his mixing on them are awful................i mean proper cac awful so i wouldnt be suprised

4 months ago

Gareth Cheeseman
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18356 Posts

Derby

Hard House / NRG

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In reply to
Will never forget in the old days Norman Cook used to get his vinyls re-pressed at the same speed as to negate the beat match. In DJing cheaters seem to prosper unfortunately.

Say it ain't so. frown

It has to be bollocks?? Surely you still cannot be that bad at mixing having that factor removed?

thats what I was thinking laughing

ive downloaded a few fat boy slim mixes over the years and his mixing on them are awful................i mean proper cac awful so i wouldnt be suprised

Yeh, I have a live mix of his and struggle to get through it because of the mixing

4 months ago

8908 Posts

Biggest DJ in the world right now.

4 months ago

2414 Posts

http://indavideo.hu/video/Mauro_Picotto_-_Live_At_Top_Pops david guettah has no excuse

3 months ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjWqMpWdaTw&feature

Dramatik
3889 Posts

Adelaide

Heavy basslines

more fails

Post edited by owner 2/11/2012 10:11:20 PM

3 months ago

1390 Posts

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http://indavideo.hu/video/Mauro_Picotto_-_Live_At_Top_Pops david guettah has no excuse

hats off that is proper, bringing underground music to the masses.

3 months ago

7173 Posts

Haha @ Top Pops

3 months ago

Lii
12369 Posts

3 months ago

17647 Posts

who gives a toss? this has been a problem since records stopped being used. guetta soon stopped using records, probably cos they stank of his frog, garlic stinking fingers

3 months ago

16591 Posts

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjWqMpWdaTw&feature

more fails

He's obviously kicking himself for not burning two copies of the mix CD he was playing.

3 months ago