Redhead Joke

 
3 years ago
Fat Spanner
sincs Pic21290 Posts
EnglandTreasure Island
Music Style Hokey Cokey

 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket  towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........."

Wait for it... (scroll down)


























The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


















She says:




























"You just happened to catch my eye."

3 years ago
MAX!
madmax Pic18077 Posts
EnglandBirmingham
Music Style OLD SCHOOL JACKING HARDHOUSE
the taxi had just arrived, with your coat in the back!
3 years ago
Rahul NRG™
grooverahul Pic3906 Posts
CanadaCalgary aka Cow Town, AB
Music Style HARD n' NASTY EVIL NRG

wats that?.....i lost interest when u asked whether the suspense was killing...

WELL U JUST KILLED THE JOKE...

try this 1..its a blonde 1 though

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

3 years ago
Daz
daz1 Pic24713 Posts
EnglandCumbria
Music Style Propercore
is this the national depression thread...?

3 years ago
Andy
andyhaley Pic30000 Posts
England
Old and crap!
3 years ago
Zero
Zeromus Pic13276 Posts
CanadaSW6
Music Style d(-_-)b
In reply to
the taxi had just arrived, with your coat in the back!


...and he seems a touch impatient Uploaded Image
3 years ago
MooShoo
noonoo76 Pic12147 Posts
Rahul.... you really are a prize cunt.  Stop trying to be the big man and give it all the time, just piss off with ya lameness and ya non-funnynesstossertossertossertossertosser
3 years ago
Catjane
catjane Pic4435 Posts
EnglandBristol
Music Style Lots!
In reply to
Rahul.... you really are a prize cunt.  Stop trying to be the big man and give it all the time, just piss off with ya lameness and ya non-funnynesstossertossertossertossertosser

thumbsup
3 years ago
Morgan Four
Mogz Pic9151 Posts
WalesA house on a hill
Music Style Chasing the boundary
In reply to

wats that?.....i lost interest when u asked whether the suspense was killing...

WELL U JUST KILLED THE JOKE...

try this 1..its a blonde 1 though

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"


pants

pull them

over

your head

and run onto

a motorway.

 

Please.biggrin

3 years ago
Rahul NRG™
grooverahul Pic3906 Posts
CanadaCalgary aka Cow Town, AB
Music Style HARD n' NASTY EVIL NRG
In reply to
Rahul.... you really are a prize cunt.  Stop trying to be the big man and give it all the time, just piss off with ya lameness and ya non-funnynesstossertossertossertossertosser

a prize cunt?....wasnt aiming 4 thatscrewu
3 years ago
Morgan Four
Mogz Pic9151 Posts
WalesA house on a hill
Music Style Chasing the boundary
take it as a compliment, you'd more than usually just be called a cunt.
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