tricks you pulled on your mates

i was 9 and a mate nicked my bike but forgot his sand shoes, thought i'd keep them warm by filling them with dogshit.

Me and my brother when we were wee lads made fake cat shits by chewing up chocolate cake then squidging it out of our mouths (suprisingly realistic!!!). We laid a few of them on the kitchen floor and when she saw them we started picking it up and licking it off our fingers! you shouldve seen her face, she totally flipped.

This bird we hung around with texted my mate saying how glad she was she met him at Sundissential last night. Of course, it was all a windup but my mate fell for it hook line and sinker. Me and the rest of our gang were congratulating him on pulling such a fit bird. He convinced himself that he was so mashed he couldnt remember her so he was texting back all kinds of shit not knowing it was really this girl we hung around with.

I can only imagine his embarassment when he was finally outted

Another classic for which I wasnt there for was when my mates turned another lads bed upside down on holiday then balanced the mattress on the legs and put the cover back on. Ended up rolling all over the place when he went to get in bed 

I pissed in my mates wallpaper steamer it stank like fuck

When i was 14, my mate had a birthday at his house, the usual thing at that age - pizza, films and then everyone crashes the night. Some people had just started smoking cigarettes (to look cool probably), and one guy, stu had been smoking out of the back window, and had dropped the fag and burnt my mates carpet (even though my mates had repeatedly told him not to smoke near the house, never mind in it). He showed no remorse, and we were all pissed off with him...anyway, it was a saturday night, and stu had a paper round at 6am in the morning, so he set the alarm on his watch to 5:45am and put it next to his head so he would wake up when it went off. He fell asleep around 1am, but the rest of us were all still awake, and we had a plan.

Firstly, we went outside and let the tyres down on his bike that he needed to cycle to the newsagents in the morning, and then hid his trainers. We then went inside and changed the time on his watch and all the other clocks in the room to 6am (it was now about 2am, and he was still asleep).

Then one of us woke the guy up going "Stu mate, its 6am, you've slept through you're alarm"...he shot up, checked his watch and the time and was like "shit shit, i've gotta run", so he runs into the hallway (it was still dark outside at that time in the morning as it was november time, so its hard to tell the difference between 2am and 6am) - cant find his trainers, panicks for a bit, obviously knowing we've hidden them, but what can he do! So he runs bare footed out to his bike, only for the tyres to be flat (we are all watching from the living room window) - and we see him start pushing the bike out of driveway.

He was gone for over an hour, before he returned...obviously he had got to the newsagents and it hadnt been open,waited and then gave up and come back very confused and pissed off - he was bloody furious with us all when he worked it out, but it was so so funny to watch the panick. Kids can be cruel i suppose, but then he'd deserved it for the ways he'd acted earlier in the night and it was a pretty well planned prank 

we were at the tidy weekender a few years back, me and my mate went back to the room absolutly fucked out of our faces on acid! for some stupid reason we absolutly trashed the place. there was broken plates cups and glasses everywhere! it was a fookin state! god knows why we did it but acid is weird!

When we realised what we had done we ran into one of the bedrooms where our mate was there collapsed and woke him up! "who the fuck have you had back here last night" we shouted at him. "were gonna loose the fuckin deposit coz of u". we were goin on at him winding him up that he must of have had some massive after session and wrecked the place. in the end he got up and shit himself. he honestly thought he had done it. He got out of bed only wearing his boxers, got on his hands and knees and spent fookin ages tidying it up! he propper shit it! the place was spotless when he had finished!

Tight i know but it was so funny watching him clean up! had propper giggles off the acid!

The best one I've seen was when a mate recorded the lottery one week, then the next went out and bought a ticket with the same numbers on. Then when this dude came round, me mate slyly put the vid in and sat next to him to check the numbers, sayin "If I win, I'll buy you all a house etc etc...". You should of seen his face when it got to the last 2 numbers, bless him. He was not happy when we told him! He was on the verge of ringin his boss and tellin him to fuck off! Quality.

A real nasty one my other half did about 10 years ago to one of his mates who prided himself on being the most hardcore bong smoker in Surrey: They had 100 microdots, and after they'd counted them up there was like 94 complete tabs, and the rest was all dust and bits. They ground it all up and put it in the bong mix, then called this geezer in and asked him to show everyone how to smoke a bong. He comes in and sucks the life out of it, and they all bundle on top of him (8 blokes). He threw them all off him and just ran out of the house! The next they saw of him was at 5am that morning, a little timid tap came at the back door, and there he was, as naked as the day he was born! He had a proper scary trip, he reckoned an axeman was chasing him down the road, then his skull just snapped in two and he turned into a Perigrin Falcon and just flew away! The poor bloke, he had a speech impedement for about 2 years after!

  Not laughed so hard in a long time!!!

One really tame one here - at my old house, we had cable TV in each room but only one remote which went to the person who was living there the longest. One day I went into my housemates room & put some black tape on the infra red bit on the end of the remote so it wouldn't work, and my housemate couldn't figure out why - cos he changed the batteries and everything... he threw it away and I retrieved it

Another incident involving tape is when I taped up the entire door frame whilst my housemate was in bed. So when he opened his door the next day he was stuck!

i didnt do this, but a while ago whilst we were still at 6th form, my mate had a party n one of my mates got hammered n passed out with his mouth open. my other mate then decided to get his dick out (flaccid) and place it in or very close to his mouth whilst someone took a pic.... the pic then got copied and pinned up in 6th form common room!! LOL the guy wasnt best pleased monday morning to find out he was the only gay in the village!