tricks you pulled on your mates

 
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4 years ago
In Vino Veritas
JONNYBOY Pic21712 Posts
Australia
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The best one I've seen was when a mate recorded the lottery one week, then the next went out and bought a ticket with the same numbers on. Then when this dude came round, me mate slyly put the vid in and sat next to him to check the numbers, sayin "If I win, I'll buy you all a house etc etc...". You should of seen his face when it got to the last 2 numbers, bless him. He was not happy when we told him! He was on the verge of ringin his boss and tellin him to fuck off! Quality.


A real nasty one my other half did about 10 years ago to one of his mates who prided himself on being the most hardcore bong smoker in Surrey: They had 100 microdots, and after they'd counted them up there was like 94 complete tabs, and the rest was all dust and bits. They ground it all up and put it in the bong mix, then called this geezer in and asked him to show everyone how to smoke a bong. He comes in and sucks the life out of it, and they all bundle on top of him (8 blokes). He threw them all off him and just ran out of the house! The next they saw of him was at 5am that morning, a little timid tap came at the back door, and there he was, as naked as the day he was born! He had a proper scary trip, he reckoned an axeman was chasing him down the road, then his skull just snapped in two and he turned into a Perigrin Falcon and just flew away!laughinglaughinglaughinglaughing The poor bloke, he had a speech impedement for about 2 years after!



Fuck me! That would've been hectic as fuck, 6 Microdots would really fuck with someones head, I did 3 trips in a row this weekend and that sunk me for a good hour, can't imagine how freaked out someone would be after 6 MD's eeek
4 years ago
Rick >_<
bookie Pic14180 Posts
EnglandESSEX
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phoned up my mates mum acting as a poilce officer, reporting her son dead ha ha ha an to come to the hosiptal to examin the body lol was so easy... he used to do shit like that to my mum. me and rich are a right pair lol was funny was fuck she saw the funny side cos he had her doubts when i said this is police constabe derek littlebottom yawn
4 years ago
Rick >_<
bookie Pic14180 Posts
EnglandESSEX
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The best one I've seen was when a mate recorded the lottery one week, then the next went out and bought a ticket with the same numbers on. Then when this dude came round, me mate slyly put the vid in and sat next to him to check the numbers, sayin "If I win, I'll buy you all a house etc etc...". You should of seen his face when it got to the last 2 numbers, bless him. He was not happy when we told him! He was on the verge of ringin his boss and tellin him to fuck off! Quality.


A real nasty one my other half did about 10 years ago to one of his mates who prided himself on being the most hardcore bong smoker in Surrey: They had 100 microdots, and after they'd counted them up there was like 94 complete tabs, and the rest was all dust and bits. They ground it all up and put it in the bong mix, then called this geezer in and asked him to show everyone how to smoke a bong. He comes in and sucks the life out of it, and they all bundle on top of him (8 blokes). He threw them all off him and just ran out of the house! The next they saw of him was at 5am that morning, a little timid tap came at the back door, and there he was, as naked as the day he was born! He had a proper scary trip, he reckoned an axeman was chasing him down the road, then his skull just snapped in two and he turned into a Perigrin Falcon and just flew away!laughinglaughinghttp://www.bangingtunes.com/img/forum/smilies/laughing.gif" >laughinglaughinghttp://www.bangingtunes.com/img/forum/smilies/laughing.gif" > The poor bloke, he had a speech impedement for about 2 years after!



Fuck me! That would've been hectic as fuck, 6 Microdots would really fuck with someones head, I did 3 trips in a row this weekend and that sunk me for a good hour, can't imagine how freaked out someone would be after 6 MD's eeek

i was stictehd up on acid too cos im funny on acid, they put 6 penguins in my fried rice the rest if the night i was completel twatted yawn
4 years ago
ben b
benshab Pic6737 Posts
United Kingdomkingston upon ben
Music Style treblebeat & folkstep
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I am not getting on with my flatmate so over time I am pouring milk on his matress and as the sun/heat works it magic, the smell is starting to come through. Being very careful not to pour too much at once and give the game away.
laughing sly like a fox mate biggrinthumbsup
4 years ago
Ge0m3tRiC
geometric123 Pic7703 Posts
United StatesOakland CA
Music Style funk
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The best one I've seen was when a mate recorded the lottery one week, then the next went out and bought a ticket with the same numbers on. Then when this dude came round, me mate slyly put the vid in and sat next to him to check the numbers, sayin "If I win, I'll buy you all a house etc etc...". You should of seen his face when it got to the last 2 numbers, bless him. He was not happy when we told him! He was on the verge of ringin his boss and tellin him to fuck off! Quality.

A real nasty one my other half did about 10 years ago to one of his mates who prided himself on being the most hardcore bong smoker in Surrey: They had 100 microdots, and after they'd counted them up there was like 94 complete tabs, and the rest was all dust and bits. They ground it all up and put it in the bong mix, then called this geezer in and asked him to show everyone how to smoke a bong. He comes in and sucks the life out of it, and they all bundle on top of him (8 blokes). He threw them all off him and just ran out of the house! The next they saw of him was at 5am that morning, a little timid tap came at the back door, and there he was, as naked as the day he was born! He had a proper scary trip, he reckoned an axeman was chasing him down the road, then his skull just snapped in two and he turned into a Perigrin Falcon and just flew away!laughinglaughinglaughinglaughing The poor bloke, he had a speech impedement for about 2 years after!

That dude could have gone permanently insane! A friend of mine dosed a bumb on the street one time. I got dosed in highschool as well.
4 years ago
Synthesizer Patel
jonno Pic2827 Posts
United KingdomCity of Synths
Music Style Bangra Beats
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A real nasty one my other half did about 10 years ago to one of his mates who prided himself on being the most hardcore bong smoker in Surrey: They had 100 microdots, and after they'd counted them up there was like 94 complete tabs, and the rest was all dust and bits. They ground it all up and put it in the bong mix, then called this geezer in and asked him to show everyone how to smoke a bong. He comes in and sucks the life out of it, and they all bundle on top of him (8 blokes). He threw them all off him and just ran out of the house! The next they saw of him was at 5am that morning, a little timid tap came at the back door, and there he was, as naked as the day he was born! He had a proper scary trip, he reckoned an axeman was chasing him down the road, then his skull just snapped in two and he turned into a Perigrin Falcon and just flew away!laughinglaughinglaughinglaughing The poor bloke, he had a speech impedement for about 2 years after!

yawnyawnyawnyawnyawn  Not laughed so hard in a long time!!!

One really tame one here - at my old house, we had cable TV in each room but only one remote which went to the person who was living there the longest. One day I went into my housemates room & put some black tape on the infra red bit on the end of the remote so it wouldn't work, and my housemate couldn't figure out why - cos he changed the batteries and everything... he threw it away and I retrieved it biggrin

Another incident involving tape is when I taped up the entire door frame whilst my housemate was in bed. So when he opened his door the next day he was stuck!

 

4 years ago
Charlie Mac
cmac Pic317 Posts
FijiChuckchester
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i didnt do this, but a while ago whilst we were still at 6th form, my mate had a party n one of my mates got hammered n passed out with his mouth open. my other mate then decided to get his dick out (flaccid) and place it in or very close to his mouth whilst someone took a pic.... the pic then got copied and pinned up in 6th form common room!! LOLlaughingscrewu the guy wasnt best pleased monday morning to find out he was the only gay in the village!

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