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A real nasty one my other half did about 10 years ago to one of his mates who prided himself on being the most hardcore bong smoker in Surrey: They had 100 microdots, and after they'd counted them up there was like 94 complete tabs, and the rest was all dust and bits. They ground it all up and put it in the bong mix, then called this geezer in and asked him to show everyone how to smoke a bong. He comes in and sucks the life out of it, and they all bundle on top of him (8 blokes). He threw them all off him and just ran out of the house! The next they saw of him was at 5am that morning, a little timid tap came at the back door, and there he was, as naked as the day he was born! He had a proper scary trip, he reckoned an axeman was chasing him down the road, then his skull just snapped in two and he turned into a Perigrin Falcon and just flew away!


The poor bloke, he had a speech impedement for about 2 years after!




Not laughed so hard in a long time!!!
One really tame one here - at my old house, we had cable TV in each room but only one remote which went to the person who was living there the longest. One day I went into my housemates room & put some black tape on the infra red bit on the end of the remote so it wouldn't work, and my housemate couldn't figure out why - cos he changed the batteries and everything... he threw it away and I retrieved it 
Another incident involving tape is when I taped up the entire door frame whilst my housemate was in bed. So when he opened his door the next day he was stuck!