Post a useless fact

The average net worth for a microsoft employee is 100 million, Bill has $30 billion and the rest have about 10k each

We need more new age travellers and ravers FACT!!!!!!!!

we dont want more house djs fact!!!!!!!

West Cork POSSEEE!!

YA up the west corkers hardcore ravers

I know mate I spent close to 10 years around West cork, some of the best days of my live. Remember Castle Freak?

G et a room

Some mad partys there alright do you know anyone from coolmountain and that

Sorry for taking your page over man

No worries send me some acid

cubes or blotters

Got any micro dots ?

 

 

when in doubt, send both.

Wise words

I wish been quite a while since i had them microdots i mean

Yeah mate, might know you.

and me - last one I had was about three years ago - thought my mates were road diggers and performing open surgery on me

I used to hang around with little bob and trivet and jay and meg used to b good friends of mine used to go to all the partys that rif and jake used to do aswell

Yeah mate I know those guys!! Only meg i'm not sure about.

I've just finished a can of stella

Shes a red haired scottish lass

Want some acid to go with it

Off topic

The state in the US of A where more people walk to work than any other state?  Alaska...won me a pizza off the radio with that one.

useless facts...

The original 1971 Intel 4004 processor had 2300 transistors on the chip with a minimum dimension of 10 micrometers. Using today's technology, you could build ten thousand transistors in the same space that it used to take to build just one...back in the days of the first computing microprocessors.

Yeah go on then. Wish we could get hold of the stuff here

Are triv and jake still on the mountain? is the address still the washing machine?

75p in london at the mo

Trivet is still on the mountain hes a got a kid now jake went a good few years ago hes got a kid aswell

Farts stink immediatly upon emergence, but it takes several seconds for the odour to travel to the farters nostrils. If farts could travel at the speed of sound we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.

if u do a fart in a lift it will always stink and someone will always get in

Thats pretty useless alright lol

An egg sandwich.

white or brown bread?

I fookin want an egg sandwich now bastards

it needs cress

pickles will emit light if electricity is applied to them.. 

 

btw rust-colored wooly caterpillars have a life span of 14 years.

Martin came over last night the mad cunt....he's having five outsize and three unders just for next fucking weekend!! I told him..."you're fuckin nuts Brazzer lad! You're not fucking right mate!".

I agree

Egg sandwishes def make your farts smell worse. An old saying hence them term "Eggy fart".

He's a fucking nutter isn't he bro??

Fucks sake!

Morgan Room had been a member of the bridge club for 27 years, only club chairman Albert Manslaughter exceeded Morgan in attendance marks and it was for this very reason that the two men would never speak to each other.

The tone of our conversation had been equally submerged since Penny had told us that she had a bowl of soup lodged inside her left eyeball and that she would never play the trombone again as a result of it's being there.

tuttut fookin kids they should grow up

dogs hate it when u blow on their noses

 

You dirty, dirty man!!

If you put a ring of fire around a scorpian it will sting itself.

If you draw a ring of chalk around a red ant it will never leave

 

Haha ya mad fucker

my 2nd toe is longer then my big toes

interesting must try it with the ants

If you lie a chicken down with its legs behind and its beak on the ground in front,then draw a line from its beak in a straight line away from said beak,you will indeed hypnotise the chicken. The chicken will remain there staring down the line untill you break its vision of said line. This does truly work, I have seen it.

Wot you tryin to say come on i know its in there

FREAKKKKK!!!!

If you put a hens head under its wing it will fall asleep

 

Just the thought of an "eggy fart" turns my stomach

Surely the most dangerous of farts are the silent but violent type. Why is that? Are they the ninja's of the fart world!!

One would assume that the flapping of the cheeks dispells the odour into many smaller parts so it is less noticable upon impact whereas if it were to come out untouched and whole it hits you with the full force of the odour

you can sharpen a razor blade by putting it in a cardboard pyramid that has at least one side facing polar north.

What a surreal converstaion!

if you fire electrons through a shield with two slits, the electrons will not conclusively go through either slit until we measure them.

fucking weird.

My cats breath smells like cat poo

i am sat on a chair

I lose a lot of pens

You just read this.

Taken from the link in Sincs post elsewhere!!!

Why are stinky farts generally warmer and quieter than regular farts?

    Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists largely of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other (and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can often achieve a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are commonly (but not always!) mundane with respect to odor, and don't feel particularly warm.
    Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.

Hope that clears it up for ya!!!

jay loses a lot of pens

all scousers steal cars and wear kappa tracksuits with rockports

Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists  mostly of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gasses are odourless, although they often pickup other(and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge through the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can often acheive a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are comonly(but not always) mundane with respect to odour and dont feel particularly warm.
Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial  fermentation and digestive processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gasses. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious S.B.D. (silent but deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.

hehehe

I know that you know that I know that I lose a lot of pens

I wonder should i repeat it again

electromag... i don't think there are drugs powerful enough to scrub these equations out of my memory