That fiver trick sounds kinda cool! 
I was in a depressed state of mind when I wrote this, being tired as well didn't help.
Ilan, I know you like playing the fat controller, but not everyone shares the same interests as you. *TOOT TOOT* "Said Thomas!
Zero, I am seriously thinking about taking up production, Cat maybe coming round to help show me the ropes a little, cos I really cant be arsed to read the manual for Fruity Loops.
Reading novels tends to lend itself to another problem - lack of left thumb. I was never really enjoyed books, and this puts me off even more
Porno Mags are a different ball game altogether (OK, I'll get my coat). Mags are better cos they tend to be able to keep the pages down due to the size & weight of the pages.
As for wanking - bored of that! 