Oh my god i have to say this is the best post i've read in ages... TOM YOU FUCKIN PRICK 
Before i just laughed at you but now you've seriously pissed me off 
I am a massive fan of house, produce the off house track, DJ house and co-run a house night. To say house is shit is just narrow minded as fuck!! Bad move 
As for the track mate sorry but i cant listen while at work, i'll have a listen later 