List and Ranking of girls I've hooked up with

 
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4 years ago
Andy
andyhaley Pic30000 Posts
England
Jimmy has the right idea. I think this thread is a true Ilan classic. laughing
4 years ago
Morgan Four
mogz Pic9151 Posts
WalesA house on a hill
Music Style Chasing the boundary
this the normal sort of thread we expect from him these days is it?laughing
4 years ago
Andy
andyhaley Pic30000 Posts
England
Oh yeah. You should have seen the one where he posted a pic of his dick.
4 years ago
Jenstar
JENH Pic1562 Posts
AustraliaSydney
Music Style Everything you don't hear in Sydney
I wonder if he'll tell us when he eventually ever gets to 4th base again laughing

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4 years ago
Morgan Four
mogz Pic9151 Posts
WalesA house on a hill
Music Style Chasing the boundary
In reply to
Oh yeah. You should have seen the one where he posted a pic of his dick.


was it this one...

 

 

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4 years ago
Andy
andyhaley Pic30000 Posts
England
Something like that yeah laughing
4 years ago
Morgan Four
mogz Pic9151 Posts
WalesA house on a hill
Music Style Chasing the boundary

the dirty little shit, no wonder he rates women he's been with, bet they're all hookers and he's going to do a book on it or something.

 

Let us all pray for a quick and painless death, anyone with a cock that small would be begging for an early gravelaughing

4 years ago
fLyMo ©†¥†®´?œ´®
flymo Pic3540 Posts
Englandnrgonia
Music Style flynrg
and also, you've only shagged 2 of them? and they were both 5 points or less?!?!?!?!?!?!

come on man, stop slacking
4 years ago
Morgan Four
mogz Pic9151 Posts
WalesA house on a hill
Music Style Chasing the boundary

he needs to get a grip dont helaughing

 

Anyone know how old he is at all?

4 years ago
Eddie V™
eddievoyager Pic1924 Posts
Wales
Music Style hard an funky
from what ive read an seen over the last couple of years it is highly unlikely that you will do any better!!!!
perhaps if you were even slightly normal you might stand a better chance of snagging a woman!!!!

4 years ago
dubzmk3
4895 Posts

laughing ilan i cant believe uve kept a record of all ya girls, u really need to get out more!!

4 years ago
Captain
NICK Pic11687 Posts
USASuperAmerica
Music Style thru and thru

haha, someone on BT telling Ilan he needs to get out more yawn well done thumbsup

 

Cheers for the entertainment Ilan party 

4 years ago
Coe.co.uk
PsyCoe Pic7580 Posts
EnglandDerbyshire
Music Style NRG//HardHouse Hardstyle//Electro

Ilan you're a legend mate yawn yawn yawn

 

I know blokes talk about their past experiences and that but to put it all into a table is fuckin hilarious if you ask me.

4 years ago
Doy salsa de la garganta a las muchachas
ilan Pic2474 Posts
United Stateshull with the chav scum
Music Style Garganta sauce
im 24 and the next time i get laid, i'll be sure to tell you people firstthumbsup  who else would i want to share it with? the girl? 
4 years ago
Scott
scillmotte Pic2999 Posts
United KingdomEssex
Music Style I like it hard... like mensa....
why?... do you normally have to inform the girl after uve shagged her that you've finished???
dude, if u get too desperate book a plane ticket to the uk, come to basildon in essex, and come to the chicago rock cafe i work at, im getting the vast impression u have no standards, so u'll love it where i work, so many dirty rotters, u'd be in heaven......
as for thew table, i think u should put a stop to that and try and be more like the standard normal person....
4 years ago
Jobi
jobi Pic3626 Posts
USAAsheville once again
Music Style Glitchy snorbcore
OK.  Where to start...  Well, to begin with, this shit is really fucking funny.  Posting a list like that on the net is pretty strange, but Ilan's our special little guy.  (Emphasis on the "special" and the "little".)  I can't speak for the girls but I think most guys keep a sort of mental list of all the ladies they've hooked up with and go over this list from time to time. 
4 years ago
Todd P
todd Pic7476 Posts
United StatesSan Diego
Music Style NRG/Hard House
In reply to
todd's going to come on here and get pissed. he's going to sigh, rub his forehead and tell me to go out and get some arse.

FYI sheep man boy, i've never had one complaint about a small cack or lack of pleasuring a chick. they may laugh behind my back, that's fine, not like any of them had such great pussy.


"gets pissed, rubs forehead and I am about to tell you to get some arse......"

 

Seriously tho dood, the time it took you to make your little "chart" you could have been at the pub trying to hook up.  Use your time a little more wisely kidtosser

4 years ago
Fat Spanner
sincs Pic21290 Posts
EnglandTreasure Island
Music Style Hokey Cokey

Ilan, I can not believe you are sad enough to actually rate your g/f's.

I am not surprised you can't get a girl if you are this immature.

Do you still sign your name with jumbo markers too?

4 years ago
Fat Spanner
sincs Pic21290 Posts
EnglandTreasure Island
Music Style Hokey Cokey
In reply to
 Posting a list like that on the net is pretty strange, but Ilan's our special little guy.


Our special guy or mum's special boy?

As for keeping a mental list, whats the point. You were with em for a bit, now your not so something went wrong somewhere (even if it ended well).

Dont get me wrong I have my regrets, and I remember every girl I have been with, but never once have I compared them 2far

4 years ago
Captain
NICK Pic11687 Posts
USASuperAmerica
Music Style thru and thru
In reply to
why?... do you normally have to inform the girl after uve shagged her that you've finished???
dude, if u get too desperate book a plane ticket to the uk, come to basildon in essex, and come to the chicago rock cafe i work at, im getting the vast impression u have no standards, so u'll love it where i work, so many dirty rotters, u'd be in heaven......
as for thew table, i think u should put a stop to that and try and be more like the standard normal person....


haha, the 'standard normal person' listen to you cunts, completely full of shit!  BT gets all the gay english,

and to the yanks (the ones who aren't angry and liberal) i assure you these are the english who were bullied, most of British are sound as fuck.

4 years ago
MAX!
madmax Pic18077 Posts
EnglandBirmingham
Music Style OLD SCHOOL JACKING HARDHOUSE
fuck me ilan, your so bloody sad.

i wouldnt say it sick keeping a score of ex's in an excell doc, but possibly one of the most geekish things i have ever seen looking
it reminds me of reading adrain mole or something like that
4 years ago
max
142 Posts
wow man ur so cool i wish i could be more like u.......
4 years ago
Zero
zeromus Pic13276 Posts
CanadaSW6
Music Style d(-_-)b
ilan, you're one twisted fucker... where the hell is hotnerd on that chart? Certainly you've gotten to the task of stalking her by now.

In reply to
the time it took you to make your little "chart" you could have been at the pub trying to hook up


he could be taking the chart down to the pub.... **cracks open the laptop** hey baby, you could be right here with a little 4 next to your name... how's about that? *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge* yawn
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