melons
love handles
wangersjebsmelons
cannons
flippers
guns
bazoongas
and on another note...i love it when a guy tries to make you feel better by saying "more than a handful is just a waste" LOL...as if...! i am sure if there was more than a handful there...you wouldn't be saying that.
ok...back to topic
Ilan... you'd hit a cow if it looked at you the right way
we've all see your list m8
Bristols
Bee Stings (for tiny ones)
Toblerone pieces (for tiny ones)
Thrupney bits
Chebs
Brains
bumps
boobies
'eyes' - as in "You have nice eyes."
Spaniels ears (saggy ones)
Toilet seat covers (saggy ones)
Read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockney_rhyming_slang
Near the bottom, under 'T':