1. Throw it at an elderly woman.

2. play public school boy games with it

3. Go up to a homeless person and pretend to give it to them, Then when they hold there hand out hover it over their hand then quickly move it away and scoff it and laugh at them.

4. Declare it the rightful ruler of Moldovia

5. Marry it

6. Divorce it and take half of the buscuit tin with you

7. call it a scarlet whore not worthy of being a pink wafer

8. play soggy biscuit with ur mates and spunk all over it

9. wipe your bottom with it

10. declare your undying love for it in front of all your friends and family

11. Suck a half liter of vodka through it

12. warm your cockles with it

13. confuse it by using it as a coaster.

14. take it to jazz recitals and make it wear a turtleneck jumper

15. coat it in P.V.A glue and attach a magnet turning it into a cool fridge magnet

16. hide it under a seat cushion til whenever and then it'll be a nice suprise treat.

17. beat your children with it

18. eat it..... throw it up..... eat it again .... repeat ... repeat

19. lecture it on the virtues of good feminine hygiene

20. sellotape it to your mates head and call him " biscuit head, biscuit head ha ha ha your biscuit head "

21. crumble it into your bed and have a good roll around

Your such a jerk   Funny but when i was in Seattle and i had some left overs from a FINE ASS meal and  i saw a guy down on his luck.  It struck a cord we me and saw how bad he had it....i gave my left overs to him and he was so happy.  For me to have a bum be happy with food was great.  Dont forget these people were you at one point danny

someone has to always ruin it

welldone for fucking the thread up and ur shite gay story. if danny did used to be, he is in a position that he is allowed to do this

alright sorry