Lap dancing and Pole dancing

Who's been to a lap/pole dancing club and was it any good?

My mate used to work as a dancer at spearmint rhinos down south.

I've been to a few places in the UK but everywhere is shit compared to Thailand's gogo bars, At least in Thailand you get the ladies baring ALL and you get to fuck em too, Whoever you want.  Some absolute HOT HOT HOT women there.

According this diagram all you do is wipe your arse up and down the pole and hope it turns someone on.

People must catch crabs like they catch colds over there.

Been once for a mates 30th, didnt get a dance too fake for me

It's not that bad, I've never caught anything and i've fucked 100's of lasses over there without condoms, Bloody pissed up and forgeting the risks lol. I've had check ups at sexual health clinics though to make sure i didn't catch anything ha ha. I always wore a condom if i could remember it, But generally after a full bottle of JD per night, Things do slip your mind

I've never been to ont, yet!  Met alot of dancers over the years though, and they've mostlly been lovely.  But, they've paid ME to look at their bits!

must have been stressful

Oh, it was, terribly!

You're one lucky man. I keep hearing some nasty stories about things caught in Thailand that can't be treated.

surprisingly never

Like a wife

My former boss used to be a belly dancer and strangely enough my cousin is taking belly dancing lessons to.

Personally I think it's pathetic.

iv just worked for a year at our local one behind the bar, great laugh knowing the girls and taking the piss out of what they were wearing etc.

always fun to watch lads who think there it cower when the girls go over in a pack to talk to them aswell

think you're going to have to elaborate on the connection there phil 

Why? It's big money for the ladies without qualifications, Or for ladies who are studying, My mate has bought 3 houses with her earnings, 2 of which she rents out now, She doesn't need to work anymore.

It's perfectly ok, Aslong as there are rules and the nobheads don't go start trouble, You know, The usual getting drunk and start getting abusive when they get turned down by the dancers,

There's something about belly dancing that turns me off. I always think of fat Turkish women!!

Fuck me, I'd do it!!

I went to Spearmint Rhino in Sheffield for my brothers 21st when we were both at uni. Got a lapdance off one girl which didn't really do it for me, then saw the same girl in the library about 2 weeks later doing her dissertation.

I'd rather meet a nice girl n take her to the pictures than have some random slapper rubbing her g-string in front of my face.

No, You wouldn't be a lapdancer then phil, You'd be a gogo dancer

used to know a lass who did that and glamour modelling. Ended up doing porn. Think she works as a teacher in wakefield now

Why's that?  Not arguing, just curious.  I've never really wanted to myself, but have no problem with others doing so.

I think he means the whole thesis behind it is pethetic eg men paying money to see a lass rub her sweaty groin in his face for 5 mins.