cant decide wot i want ,all i know is i dont want a pizza and i cant be arsed cooking

Japanese

A fried mars bar and can of Irn Bru

Haggis?

A wank and a packet of beef monster munch?

Eurgh, read yesterday that the best donner kebabs contain the equivalent of half a mug of cooking oil...average 2 per week will kill you in around 10 years.

Eat nothing but shit soaked rice and dick fish infested water and you have great white teeth. WTF

get an indian!!! ah wait ur a racist cunt sorry i forgot

This is just making me even more gutted I had boring spag bol for dinner now because I'm thinking of all the stuff I'd love to have had from a takeaway instead.

You'd have more crap in your gut if you had bought a take away though

i've just eaten a 12" thin crust pepperoni pizza (Oh yeah, Go on then the edit crew ), With extra added on peppers and extra peppered pepperoni which i added on before i put it in the oven. Then i ate a full size cheesecake, Then after that i cut in half a BIG green water melon and ate that. All to myself, I love being able to eat anything and not get any fat on me at all.

i'm gonna go round the chinese takeaway later, its a great one, open kitchen and if they know you, like they know me, i can go round and have a dabble. Ok its fast and probably fatty, but its great

i just had mcd's...dont get that

I just had a double CHilli Burger!!  mmmm

is that a sexually transmitted disease?

can you get them in a takeaway then dave? you can only get food poisoning round here.. or maybe a punch in the back of the head while you're admiring the mis spelt menu

Just had a nice Ruby

Thats swindon for you mate, go in for a pizza, come out with Aids

im eatting 3 chicken fillets as we speak

wish i could choose like that. i'm limited round here to where wont kill you or have you doubled over a bog seat for the next four days

Chicken madrass, palou rice, bombaie potatoes and some naan bread

2 Viagra and 3 Pills.

settled on a haggis supper from the chippy ,it was fucking spot on ,,fucking love haggis

if i was more awake i'd find a joke in that kaye

Told ya

i hate it, i've given it a good go, i've ried it 3 times now, not like i've had it once and spat it out, its fuckin horrible, not for me

Never even tried it, But scots love it. I haven't even tried a fried mars bar, But i know i'd like it

i don't like chocolate, but i'd just like to see someone have it, bet its wierd

You don't like chocolate.. That fucking weird

I eat atleast 12-13 bars of different choc a day lol...

everyone says that, i just don't like it. Probably a god send really, don't eat anything like that, sweets, cakes, ice cream. Will eat the odd biscuit though

Freak!!!! Stay away from thee!  Blasphamy!

you have the cheek to call me a freak? A fully grown man that likes to run his fingers over sylvester stallone's rippling muscles whilst stroking his frenulum, me thinks not

Hey, I'm his body guard, WTF do you expect? I'm there to guard ALL is body.

BTW WTF is a frenulum? Sounds like a gay flower!

google, you'll see

 

Frenulum Laceration

Scenario:
Typically, a youngster who's just learning to bike falls forward, with a very minor bump to the mouth. This cut bleeds like crazy and scares parents to death, but it's no big deal.

Description: The membrane between the upper gum and upper lip is called the frenulum. This membrane may be torn when the lip is bumped. This is usually not a serious injury. Torn frenulum. This membrane has no useful purpose, so it's best to let a torn frenulum heal on its own.

 

 

 

ok, think about where else on the body you may have one of hem little membrane thingys holding 2 bits together.. you werent far away with the gay flower

Ooooooh a banjo string! Well why didn't you say that to start off with? I see what you're trying to do, You're trying to look all smart. Sorry you failed

i am smart. no two ways about it. And if i aint as smart as you i don't care, i can buy knowledge with my millions

It's not millions where i come from, More like 0.0000000235p

lol classic