cant decide wot i want ,all i know is i dont want a pizza and i cant be arsed cooking

Japanese

A fried mars bar and can of Irn Bru

Haggis?

A wank and a packet of beef monster munch?

Eurgh, read yesterday that the best donner kebabs contain the equivalent of half a mug of cooking oil...average 2 per week will kill you in around 10 years.

Eat nothing but shit soaked rice and dick fish infested water and you have great white teeth. WTF

get an indian!!! ah wait ur a racist cunt sorry i forgot

This is just making me even more gutted I had boring spag bol for dinner now because I'm thinking of all the stuff I'd love to have had from a takeaway instead.

You'd have more crap in your gut if you had bought a take away though

i've just eaten a 12" thin crust pepperoni pizza (Oh yeah, Go on then the edit crew ), With extra added on peppers and extra peppered pepperoni which i added on before i put it in the oven. Then i ate a full size cheesecake, Then after that i cut in half a BIG green water melon and ate that. All to myself, I love being able to eat anything and not get any fat on me at all.

i'm gonna go round the chinese takeaway later, its a great one, open kitchen and if they know you, like they know me, i can go round and have a dabble. Ok its fast and probably fatty, but its great

i just had mcd's...dont get that

I just had a double CHilli Burger!!  mmmm

is that a sexually transmitted disease?

can you get them in a takeaway then dave? you can only get food poisoning round here.. or maybe a punch in the back of the head while you're admiring the mis spelt menu

Just had a nice Ruby

Thats swindon for you mate, go in for a pizza, come out with Aids

im eatting 3 chicken fillets as we speak

wish i could choose like that. i'm limited round here to where wont kill you or have you doubled over a bog seat for the next four days

Chicken madrass, palou rice, bombaie potatoes and some naan bread

2 Viagra and 3 Pills.

settled on a haggis supper from the chippy ,it was fucking spot on ,,fucking love haggis

if i was more awake i'd find a joke in that kaye

Told ya